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Only mere mortals feel pressure. Tidser need not worry.

Morton with Tidser - All competitions P10, W6, D2, L2, F28, A9 Morton without Tidser - All competitons P11, W3, D2, L6, F14, A22 Clearly he is the best player in the world and our saviour. Stats dont lie, you all better beware. To be fair, we did genuinely win all those games at the beginning of the season down to his ability in midfield.

Opposition fans have short memories, at the beginning of the season tidser was getting rave reviews by every one of them except QOS fans. What other player is good enough in this division to be given a three year deal in a plethora of one year deals that is the norm in this division?

Sunderland. Seb Larsson is a complete wank.

That's the only reason im on his friends list on facebook aswell.

Just a heads up that WWE12 for Xbox and PS3 is coming up in 27 minutes on Amazons black friday deals. Don't know what the deal is yet but you'll probably have to be quick.

What's the latest good WWE Documentaries that have came out in the last few years, and is there anywhere to watch them online?? I know Stone Cold's is out soon which is what's got me in the mood to watch some.

It seems that Chewbacca was a few steps too far for my paint drawing skills.

As about an 8 year old kid i once told a younger boy to phone the fire brigade. Cue three fire engines showing up sirens blaring and the stupid wee bastard told them it was me that told him to do it! Apparently hiding in the gap between the front seats and the back seats of a car isn't a good enough hiding place from these super-spy firemen, and i was swiftly given a huge lecture and made to apologise to them and to the boy.

Jamboscotty getting rid of his choices thread just as I had typed a joke about shouting ADRIANNN in his finest rocky voice.

You tell that to the people who were fortunate enough to meet us. We made dreams come true tonight. We're kind of a big deal.

Ive had a horrible season of betting so far. Haven't won a thing. Maybe i should stop because tonight 24 Europa League games were played. In 20 of them both teams scored, and 4 of them one or less teams scored. I picked an 8 team goals galore, and somehow managed to still pick three of the four games out of 24 that both teams didn't score.

Well someone who has an argument with no intention of coming out on top is either a very mentally unstable person, or a woman. Which one are you?? If by disect you mean thinking to myself " Fucksake, this is soul crushing to watch " then sure, it's hardly my best body of work but im sure the education planners are trying to fit me into their curriculums as we speak. They do concern me, when its a thread about Morton (usually a match thread) or a subject that i have a vested interest in that some 18 year old boy who's angry at the world has completely ruin by your need to pick arguments with anyone and everyone, for no reason than to make themselves feel better about themselves. The problem is you're just not good enough at it, and should never ever ever come out of one of your online encounters with someone thinking you've got the best of them, because believe me i've yet to see it happen once. You're one of the " I don't care, it's the internet you losers " platoon of posters on here that obviously care far too much considering the time and effort you put into arguing with people. You obviously do care if to make yourself feel better in your own life, you feel the need to release anger at strangers, most who only want to come and talk about their team with other like-minded people by continually trying to one-up them and belittle them while only managing to make yourself look like a tragically deprived silly little boy. But hey, everyone's a critic. No wonder schools are paying top dollar for my ' McKee - Dissected - modules.

Oh, and is there anything worse than watching an internet argument where one of the people thinks they are winning yet everyone reading it is cringing so hard for them that a little bit of poop rolls down their leg? I mean, don't get me wrong, absolutely no one is winning this argument and i enjoy the warm sensation of faeces on my body, but one person as usual is keeping their car crash style at optimum levels, to the dis-like of any reasonable human being without any mental issues. If Charlie Sheen is " Winning " then McKee must be one of the junkie hookers he beat up and pissed on.

Can't believe you're copying my " school for... " Shtick in the same bloody thread that i used it in, just a page ago! If you're going to plagiarise me then at least do it somewhere far away where i won't notice. There's just no originality left in comedy anymore, it's heartbreaking.

Fifespud, can I ask you a personal question?? What occupations do your parents have?? They must be pretty loaded to have enrolled you in the prestigious ' ric ' school for doing it wrong. You're wasting your high flying education coming on here.

Thats a different kind of baiting, one that you're much much better at.

I mean this in the nicest possible way, but in my opinion, you pose a very real danger to the public.

f**k me. Tonsillitis was right all along! Get it right roon ye nizzy!!! Never doubted him for a second.

Not even my girlfriend would indulge in such an absolute vomit inducing monstrosity.

Someone on my friends list checked in at McDonalds the other day. McDonalds.