Peedzy

Wimp

What's Kennefick like as a lecturer, did you get him?

Aye, cat scans are expensive...

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Watch out Donnie, the codine can make you constipated quick-style after a few days on it. That torn shoulder muscle will seem like a pleasure compared to the torn sphincter. Better get a wee packet of Dulcolax to go with that, just in case.

Stop trying to murder it. 1. No need to hit a driver at the 1st, knock a 3-wood up to the marker and it'll roll down to the 100 yard marker, nice SI to green. 2. WTF are you trying to drive the 2nd for? Rescue/low iron off tee leave you a SI to green. 3. Hard to land and stay on in the dry conditions. 4. No need to hit a driver, you'll go into the burn! (unless you are a monster with the 3-wood, either way hit a club less). 5. Kudos, but if I wasn't on form I'd be laying up and trying to chip and put for a birdie. 6. Driver? 7. Take a 3 any day. 8. Sounds like the driver again? Pap down and wedge to green. Stick with it mate, don't chase a low score, back to basics and it'll click again.

My currently most hated fanny phrase - 'Drilling down' to look at things in more detail.

Chas n Dave in April

Not heard too much about the Ibrox rebuild recently... http://www.scotsman.com/sport/ibrox-capacity-could-reach-70-000-if-rebuilding-blueprint-gets-go-ahead-1-1072724

stawner