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I was meant to be going to Majorca next Saturday for my usual spring week of cycling. Not happening now so a bit gutted

My mate runs a pub in Breda and I just saw that on the pub Facebook page

Wid

My 1st wife was a nurse and I can assure you she looked feck all like that

Stocked up on red wine, beer, gin and crisps today. Also bought a Netflix subscription so if I have self-isolate at least I'll be too drunk to care. On the down side, the wife and I are meant to be going to Majorca on the 29th for a week. Looks like that's fkd now

Kill me now

All games off https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51858736

My Hearts supporting work colleague thinks this season's league should be declared null and void....

2-0. Long and Turnbull

A guy in my work is self-isolating as a precaution. He's been off since last Thursday. No idea if he's been tested yet for Covid-19

My youngest is Robyn - with a y as she says. When she was born 20 years ago my mother-in-law thought it wasn't a suitable name for a girl.

1 of the main compressors tripped so that's why there was all the flaring last night

Just back from Wishaw General A&E with the wife. She took a header down the stairs this afternoon and has broken her collar bone. She's currently sitting here with her right arm in a sling and doped up on painkillers. She's to go to the orthopaedic clinic on Monday for further investigations however it looks like she's not going to have much use of her right arm for 4-6 weeks

I used to work with a guy that did puppy training for guide dogs. He would regularly bring them into the office so that they could get used to an office environment

Got my Irish passport yesterday so I've now got dual nationality. Planning to go back to work in the NL later this year so hoping this will mitigate any potential problems regarding visas and/or work permits.

Motherwell down to 10 men. Mazinga sent off after 2nd yellow

That's my Dutch team - NAC Breda - in to the semi-finals of the KNVB Cup after beating AZ Alkmaar 3-1 this evening.

As always

Yes. He came on as a sub to chants of "Who are you? Who are you?" A couple of minutes later he's scored

Not the first and definately not the last MSP/MP (regards of party) to be involved in this sort of shenanigans. Do they not realise that you have to be squeaky clean in this day and age as any sort of misdemeanour will be picked up and exploited by political rivals and the media

I have the fear for this one

Surprised he didn't have "1 World Cup" on the t-shirt as well

The Longer Listen with Alan Burrows a couple of weeks ago was very insightful. He seems to talk a lot of sense

Ticket purchased. Could be a good afternoon evening out in Paisley/Glasgow