FalkirkBairn2021

We produce half decent 15 minute spells but are generally pish. We'd be a completely different proposition with a goalscorer in the squad. Nothing coming through either.

We're shite against countries that fish better than us

Messi misses penalties. Aaron Muirhead doesn't. Don't think that's really relevant around performance tbh

Have we ever played well in the Faroes? Feels like we've been there 8,000 times too

Thought he had a great game against Israel

Thing is sadly in this league it won't. Even a win and a loss will probably leave us 2 points off top or something. It's such a collection of utter shit that winning one game in 4 doesn't seem to affect your league position much.

Speaking of sons who are keepers, maybe the most disgraceful part of an utterly disgraceful Holt period is him getting his son a job. I'm sure it was a strenuous recruitment process that saw us swoop for Luke Holt. So bad that non league Gretna RandomYear horsed him back from loan.

There's no fucking way, sham of a club that we are, that our non-owners insist we play 1 up front

Notice from that Facebook page the FTV crew gave Hetherington MoM. Despite not having seen a second of the game I know that's undeserved.

Please tell me the final whistle was greeted by either boos or sullen silence and filing out

Fucking embarrassment

2 games unbeaten bois

Boo

'The atmosphere was a bit subdued.. I think (insert shit who have bodied us here) got a lift from that'

I really hope we don't scumbag a point out of this second half

Surely a passive aggressive fans meeting follows this, with PowerPoints, questions about the juniors and defending corners with applause at the end.

Too familiar. Makes him sound vaguely likeable.

Corrzo to be appointed tomorrow morning..nap

It's a shame Holt doesn't have 2 syllables.. ruins the get tae f**k chant

The benefits of full time training.. there for all to see ladies and gentlemen

The word gang doesn't do justice to this collection of dross

Now standard humiliation beckons

A cheap appointment too. Someone who'll accept being told to 'coach' the shit Holt tells him to get on with.

Long overdue return. Hughes might actually insist on some quality in the squad.

Well..some sort of progress. Still not the right team but at least Mutch and Hall are so far to f**k and Lemon is in. Turgid 2-0 incoming