AUFC 1910

ALLOA!!!!!!!!!!!

Blah blah junkies blah blah great unwashed blah blah squirrel worriers blah blah go away - we have football to concentrate on here - we’ll have plenty of time to play soon, off you go

Arbroath better pump Morton next week!!!!!

C’mon Ayr, Hearts doing their bit (for next week), Dunfermline doing their bit, just need Alloa to kick in as well. C’mon!!!!!!!!!!

What does it say?

Well, here we go - up or down after today - good luck guys and gals!!!

This is the thing - we can say this is winnable and that is winnable - which they are - but just not from us - as we just look completely incapable of a win against anyone. Right now I’d put my money on the posts if the Moff had a penalty into an empty net!

Got to be this one surely? Love it [emoji7]

Looked grim

Surely we can’t be as bad as we’ve been?

Mon hertz

Announce Championship Superleague breakaway!!!!

And apply this to our last 6 match threads (Arbroath apart - they knew they were going to win).

So, we are relying on an own goal or a penalty. Snookers, in other words. Will bribery work? Who can we bribe?

The Moff has such a brilliant delicate touch - but unfortunately, he has had it when striking on goal too. I’ve got everything crossed for some kind of miracle, but I’m thinking the miracle might need to be Morton not picking up another point for their last 3 games.

We need a hero Maybe it’s just me, but I’d be thinking - I could be a fucking legend here, if I bang in a few goals and win us our last 2 games!

When the dust has settled, and no matter what league we are in next season, this is how I see things panning out. This squad will be binned. Hopkin and the Chairman will both demand it of each other. Smith will stump up a decent wedge for the playing budget and back Hopkin all the way. He will be hurting still, no matter what way the seasons ends up. Us fans, will no doubt yet again, be quite intrigued, encouraged and begin to get excited about the season ahead, about the return to games and about the challenge ahead for the coming season and part with our hard earned cash in the form of season tickets. And we will all be there again, at the start of the season, dreaming of what may lie ahead because let’s face it - it’s in the blood.

This!!!!

Let me stop you right there....... Dreadful would be at least 3 steps up for this gang of oxygen thieves. We would have a much more potent threat with a front 3 of Stevie Wonder, Roy Orbison and Ray Charles.

Here’s a thought.... Are we realistically going to stay full time in League 1?

I went to Culzean Castle today. Left at kick off - arrived at 3-0 down. Went past Somerset on the way home and actually shouted BOO out of the car window. Wife and kid thought I was mental. Sad thing was, there wasn’t even any laugh involved in such a childish thing. I actually had to shout BOO at Somerset Park. Fucking shower of shite from day 1 of this season. Gutless fuckers - absolutely gutless bunch of fucks. Every single one of them can f**k right off.

You can go and take a f**k to yourself [emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]

Winner takes all

Let’s face it, there is a HUGE element of luck involved in recruitment. We were all quite impressed with the signings that Kerr was making leading up to this season. Hopkin could recruit an absolute gang and end up steamrolling the league - who knows.

We’ve been here before - just thought we were past this shit - biggest mistake in all of this was not trying to get an upgrade on uncle Ian when he dumped us!