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What a horrible wee scrote you are, eh!

The digital programme is really good. Podcasts have never been something I've gotten into but I liked the wee bit by the ONNN guys and will give it a bash as a result.

Any player with a smidgen of common sense won't come out with stuff like that. Just setting themselves up for ridicule if they don't deliver.

That's the one! Anyway, good luck to Fantaky.

Who was the player a wee while ago whose name was always misspelt much to the annoyance of certain posters? Because that's definitely going to happen with Fankaty.

Why can I not have been born in Madrid, Munich or Milan? Naw, born in Kirkcaldy, Scotland so I get two teams to support that canny hang on to a win. I hate football.

Good post. Can I say, though, that I'm not being narky about it due to our bad start as I firmly believe that we'll come good this season and I think the board have us pointed in the right direction. Even though I don’t agree with all of their decisions. You hit the nail on the head with your "underpromise and overdeliver" line.

We'll see if there ends up being much of a difference in delivery times between Texas and literally 10 minutes up the road. The actual souvenir gift isn't THAT important, no. What is important is that I (and others, obviously) see ideas like Club 1883 living up to the spiel after being left disappointed by previous offerings hashed out by the club in the past.

Probably. From my perspective, I'm coming up for my fourth payment and still haven't received the 'souvenir welcome gift' that you're meant to receive after the second payment. I've been conditioned into brushing off my club making easy things difficult over about 40 years supporting them but it's really wearing thin now.

No. Your weirdness needs pointed out, you strange little man. You don't need to reply now.

What a weird reply to a perfectly rational post.

I think that was already used. Try to be original next time. Anyway, the post of mine that you quoted was tongue in cheek. We were well beaten and it was looking likely even with 11 men. On to the next one.

Not an attempt at pacifying you Pars supporting cretins, just saying it as it was. No point throwing glitter on a jobby.

Daft wee digs aside, we looked like we were in for a hammering with 11 men on the pitch. It's a tired old cliché, but the Pars looked a lot hungrier for the points. I think we'll be alright but complacency has been the downfall of many a good side.

If you play against 10 men and score deflected openers every week, you might just have a great season!