KnightswoodBear

It is an incredible stat. But it's a damning one as well.

Things I look forward to every season: New kits. New players. New PTR! graphic.

If nothing else, it's going to be interesting watching us line up with a load of new players rather than the same faces that we've had for the last 3 or 4 years.

Im I'm a hotel in Durham and I've just realized that they only have Main Event on and they're just fucking blethering. Got Sky Sports Golf on the phone now.

SHOW THE FUCKING GOLF!

Just you leave Henni alone.

Harman looks like an angry man as well.

Max Homa walks like he's chewing a toffee with his arse.

Do you use a dinner plate as a putter?

Is it a massive putter though? Is it just normal person sized and looks fucking gigantic on him?

That's it!

I don't know what it is, but there's something about Brian Harman i find massively dislikable.

Haas anyone actually managed to find the first fairway?

With regards to the commentary team, I find Doherty a bit smug, but don't mind him. Coltart is good, but i think he gets paid by the word. Laura Davies I like. Think shes really knowledgeable and does that thing all good commentators do and explains things that the average punter might not realise, but doesn't talk down to you whilst shes doing it. Same for Rich Beem, I really like him. Radar is awesome. I think Henni is great . McGinley and Faldo are dicks.

Looks like Rory has chosen chaos this week.

Rich Beem agrees.

Mickelson appears to have turned up in his jammies

Two open goal sitters in both the cup games pretty much launched him firmly into the "not fucking good enough" category. He tries hard, and his goals to games ratio is actually pretty decent, but he just won't do.

Getting anywhere near £4m for the chaos theory made flesh that is Sakala will be a good bit of business for someone we picked up for far less than that. And if it lets us bring in Cifuentes and/or Danilo then all the better. He's fuckin superb, He's utterly shiiiii ite, FASHION SAKALA Won't score but he might

I feel rather sheepish that I've only just realized that....

I've no issue with bringing Balogun back in as a squad player. He should never have been allowed to leave in the first place. Seems like his face didn't fit with Gio.

I really like mine and I've not ever felt that changing them would suddenly improve my game, but I'm having second thoughts about that now.

Played golf on holiday and hired clubs. They gave me what appeared to be a brand new set of Ping G425 woods and irons. I'm playing at home with a set of 10 or so year old Taylor Made Rocketblade irons, which, until now I've not really considered changing, but these Ping irons and woods where so much more forgiving than mine. Might end up being the most expensive round of gold I've played.

Kemar Roofe rn