KnightswoodBear

Fuckin love the Ryder Cup. Looking a bit squeaky bum in both matches there and 2 mins later it's looking like 4 points again

Lol

Fleetwood absolutely saving Rory on that hole there

Every time I see Rory this morning he seems to be making a James Hunt of it.

I genuinely think I could make a better go at this course than Sam Burns is.

Ooofffft

Go on Viktor!!!

I live life on the edge

Regarding the first goal, I am surprised that it wasn't given as a foul, as 99.99% of the time when an attacker lays his hands, however lightly, on a defender and he goes down like that, a free kick is given. Whether the force applied is enough to make the player fall down like that is another thing. I thought over the 90 mins we looked marginally more like a cohesive unit than we have done, but not much. Sima is somehow going to end up our top scorer this season despite looking like a slightly better version of Umar Sadiq. I count that we've managed to lose 7 players to one type of injury or another in the last 4 games* *sorry, I know that isn't allowed anymore.

Exactly mate.

My wife is a psychologist and divvies up her time between her office in town and working from home. She's got an office space in one of the spare rooms up in the attic. I'm very mindful when I know that she's on calls with patients to keep the noise down as I think it would be pretty poor for people that are going through complex emotional issues to hear me clattering about in the background. I am not a psychologist and don't have to have calls like that, thankfully, but when I am working from home, I do have to be on numerous calls with customers and the like. These are more often than not punctuated by my wife bellowing in the background that "..I'M AWAY TO WORK NOW, SEE YOU LATER!!! or "...DO YOU WANT A COFFEE!!!!???" or (a particular favourite) when I was on with a very demanding customer "THERE'S NO FUCKING MILK!!!!"

Careful now, you appear to be complaining about injuries, and we aren't allowed to do that anymore.

Getting annoyed at folk worrying about injuries to some of our key players is a very weird take.

They've installed self service tills at my local Aldi

This is actually the reason that I pay for Platinum. I don't want to see the utter filth that my cookies and search history would throw up in advertising for me...

An unexpected result given our form going into it, but I think that over the 90 mins that was a totally deserved result for us. Probably should have scored more, tbh

I have that effect on folk.

It's not actually that painful.

Lies. Everyone finds Boydy attractive

Show your missus this and you'll be booked in for it next week, meight.

I've started getting my back waxed, as the older I'm getting, the hairier it's getting. Today was the second time I've had it done and the folk that told me the itching decreases each time are big fucking liars.

I'm still on my (very slow) playthrough of Part I, but enjoying it very much. Had a weird thing happen at the end of the sewers bit when you have Henry and Sam with you. Ellie and Sam have climbed through a wee window to open the door from outside and you and Henry have to hold off a load of infected and clickers. I was having an absolute mare trying to do it and would continually get caught by one of the clickers just as Ellie would say that they had managed to open the door. On the last attempt, I was right up against a wall, and sort of clipped into it for a brief second and all the enemies just disappeared leaving me and Henry standing in an empty room. Just stood there until Ellie and Sam opened the door and the game carried on.

I've killed more than a few of them in TOTK, but killed a grand total of 2 in BOTW and they were the ones in the gatehouse at the castle that it kind of railroaded you into doing.

I mind similar happening at a gig on Glasgow Green (Stone Roses, possibly). The queue for the lassies toilets was gigantic, but the guys was just a large outdoor urinal paddock type thing. There was more women in there pishing than there was men. Everyone just got on with it.