Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Driving through Newhaven (near Leith for those in the provinces) earlier and I absent-mindedly shared a glance with a MILFy type lady, quite classy looking but lots of makeup. She was driving a frumpy car with "Baby on Board" things in the back window. The odd thing was, this woman was a Spoiler nun . Not one of your strippery type Spoiler nuns either but one in the very sensibe grey outfit. She can't be a very good Spoiler nun if she's batting her eyelids at passing men and having a baby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 29 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Driving through Newhaven (near Leith for those in the provinces) earlier and I absent-mindedly shared a glance with a MILFy type lady, quite classy looking but lots of makeup. She was driving a frumpy car with "Baby on Board" things in the back window. The odd thing was, this woman was a Reveal hidden contents nun . Not one of your strippery type Reveal hidden contents nuns either but one in the very sensibe grey outfit. She can't be a very good Reveal hidden contents nun if she's batting her eyelids at passing men and having a baby. You'll never make a cop. It's clearly a stolen car. Nun on the run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: You'll never make a cop. It's clearly a stolen car. Nun on the run. As soon as I saw her I thought "there's something not right about that nun". Probably a good disguise for a criminal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 As soon as I saw her I thought "there's something not right about that nun". Probably a good disguise for a criminal. Great disguise for a newly pregnant lady who's afraid to tell her family because the idiot father... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnR989 Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Was it one of these two? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 19 minutes ago, GnR989 said: Was it one of these two? The fat one has hope in her soul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 20 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I need to buy a suit. I am six feet tall and generally weigh no more than ten stone, so I'm a strange shape. Where (in Glasgow) can/should I go to get one? It doesn't have to have the trousers as well, just the jacket would be okay. You look like a clothes pole. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 52 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: The fat one has hope in her soul. Don't push it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, GnR989 said: Was it one of these two? Somewhere between the two. My conscience was torn between taking a pic for the required p&b pics or GTFO rules and my obligation as a decent human being not to photograph random ladies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Surely not adding Sectarianism to his newfound penchant for racism? Shameful Par. I have replaced alcoholism with an array of new isms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I'm going to wait until there's a sale in Slaters and hope nobody else I know dies within the year. Thank you for the suggestions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Miguel looking sharp.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: my obligation as a decent human being . Ok. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 All the finest things in life have an ism associated with them. Fascism 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 56 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'm going to wait until there's a sale in Slaters and hope nobody else I know dies within the year. Thank you for the suggestions. Do you not know any beanpoles with one foot in the grave? You could do well from a wee house clearance. In that circumstance I offer to clear the cupboards of the deceased. Family will love you for it when you tell them it will go to charity. What doesn't fit or suit you, take it to something like cash for clothes in the next town. No-one wants to see some cùnt dressed up as their da 2 days after the funeral, that would be cruel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 19 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Do you not know any beanpoles with one foot in the grave? You could do well from a wee house clearance. In that circumstance I offer to clear the cupboards of the deceased. Family will love you for it when you tell them it will go to charity. What doesn't fit or suit you, take it to something like cash for clothes in the next town. No-one wants to see some cùnt dressed up as their da 2 days after the funeral, that would be cruel. Your compassion will no doubt be of great comfort whenever your peers croak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 23 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No-one wants to see some cùnt dressed up as their da 2 days after the funeral, that would be cruel. Particularly if it's the suit he was buried in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Anybody had a 'papple' before? [emoji102] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is ITV newsreader Rageh Omaar going through some kind of a sex change or something? Gender fluidity m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 01/09/2017 at 19:34, 8MileBU said: Anybody had a 'papple' before? I was sucking on something like that just last night - in fact there was two of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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