Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Off to Edinburgh on Saturday for my mates stag do, just wondering my East Coast friends as what's the situation in most pubs in regards to dress code? Can't really be bothered wearing smart shoes all day so will most pubs be fine with trainers? When I say trainers I mean a pair of Fred Perry plimsolls, not like Nike Air Max, I'm not 16. I just don't want to run into a Simon from The Inbetweeners moment and have to swap shoes with a tramp. Cheers in advance.Take a pair of shoes and plank them somewhere, you can retrieve them if required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Take a pair of shoes and plank them somewhere, you can retrieve them if required. A man of great experience. Quick Question for you Sergeant, do you get your laces back after a night in the cells? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 A man of great experience. Quick Question for you Sergeant, do you get your laces back after a night in the cells?No, plank laces outside the police station. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 No, plank laces outside the police station. Noted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Get a £20 pair of shoes from Matalan as a fall back.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Get a £20 pair of shoes from Matalan as a fall back.... Or I'll just nip past your barge and steal your high heels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 A photo from that time that SJC went on a US talk show wearing a Robert Downey Jr mask and did an interview, then flew the plane back home while shagging a Thai air hostess (host) for 8 straight hours. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Or I'll just nip past your barge and steal your high heels. I'm not sure if we have the same size..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 A photo from that time that SJC went on a US talk show wearing a Robert Downey Jr mask and did an interview, then flew the plane back home while shagging a Thai air hostess (host) for 8 straight hours. That was another time m8 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Just wear a pair of shoes, Bert. You're an adult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 SJC once wrestled a bear in a shopping centre in Livingston. #SJCFacts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Just wear a pair of shoes, Bert. You're an adult. But I don't want to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wulliemc Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Last year i built a new fence in my back garden, the neighbour behind my back fence, he took his own fence down and hasn't replaced it, this leaving a gap at one corner. Do i go around and approach him asking him what he intends on doing? ( putting something in that corner). Or just leave it be? Only one option. Sunbathing in the scud in vicinity of said gap. Battle of wills who gets dressed or builds a fence first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Last year i built a new fence in my back garden, the neighbour behind my back fence, he took his own fence down and hasn't replaced it, this leaving a gap at one corner. Do i go around and approach him asking him what he intends on doing? ( putting something in that corner). Or just leave it be? He'll be under no obligation to put up a fence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 What is the youngest age a kid has grown taller than their mother? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 What is the youngest age a kid has grown taller than their mother? I'm thinking that's a record rosette no. 2's little one might have a crack at, as her mum has hypochondroplasia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 her mum has hypochondroplasia.Tell her to fucking man up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Tell her to fucking man up. It's not what it sounds like, sarge. It's a growth disorder which means she is, as she says, small but perfectly formed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 It's not what it sounds like, sarge. It's a growth disorder which means she is, as she says, small but perfectly formed.Are you sure? Might just be putting it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Are you sure? Might just be putting it on. Yeah, I suppose she has just spent her life a bit further away than I realised... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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