DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Depends. Paying them in cash or paying them in kind? Well they tend not to take contact-less or chip and pin so it's cash 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Well they tend not to take contact-less or chip and pin so it's cash If they were touching you then it wouldn't be "contact-less" **that was howling patter from me there, I'll get my coat** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 If they were touching you then it wouldn't be "contact-less" **that was howling patter from me there, I'll get my coat** With banter like that I hope you never hung it up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 (edited) With banter like that I hope you never hung it up Dead right, pal! Edited December 31, 2015 by Redhead81 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Dead right, pal! It's always my policy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Are normal shops open tomorrow? Or is everywhere shut down? I'm usually still out from the night before on the 1st so I have no idea what goes on. Want to go and get myself a pair of trainers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 It's always my policy We are of course equal tho as my chat is clearly howling (fair play!) but you did invent the pram/enquire about tramps touching you and said on another thread you did something vigorous to an ostrich... Wishing you a lovely 2016 DA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 31, 2015 Share Posted December 31, 2015 Are normal shops open tomorrow? Or is everywhere shut down? I'm usually still out from the night before on the 1st so I have no idea what goes on. Want to go and get myself a pair of trainers. some supermarkets are open 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Is it wrong to pay tramps to touch me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 This is why DeeDee is one of the best posters on this site. This year has just started but I guarantee and Darren fucking Jackson guarantees that post will be in the top 5 (Fehv) of 2016. Excellent 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 We are of course equal tho as my chat is clearly howling (fair play!) but you did invent the pram/enquire about tramps touching you and said on another thread you did something vigorous to an ostrich... Wishing you a lovely 2016 DA Harsh. My chat is also howling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Are normal shops open tomorrow? Or is everywhere shut down? I'm usually still out from the night before on the 1st so I have no idea what goes on. Want to go and get myself a pair of trainers. No. Only supermarkets and offies and Chineses will be open. Oh and yer mhaw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Question: would you rather be a mega-rich Andrew Carnegie in the by-gone pre-computer age or retain your current no-mark status in the present technological era? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Question: would you rather be a mega-rich Andrew Carnegie in the by-gone pre-computer age or retain your current no-mark status in the present technological era? Definitely carnegie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 When words start melting down the screen, does that mean too much Ketamine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Pro ba b l y 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 The KHole is a cold, damp, horrible place. Find a cushion and hold it close. Nibble on the corner if need be. Pretend you're Martin Boyle and that's your cheese. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 That was quite an experience. Ket is the new ching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Completely different dunt and not one I was ever that comfortable with. It once resulted in a bad one and me running the length of a scheme out my tits at about 6am one Saturday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) Powder for tinks. I disagree. A perfect way to finish off a 12 hour booze/pills/chingfest. I write this while wearing a dinner suit and top hat quaffing a glass of Chateau Neuf Du Pape. Legal highs, on the other hand... Edited January 1, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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