Cerberus Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Joke all you want, but due to a piping arrangement in digs I regularly stay in for work, one of the rooms flushed the toilet with hot water if left for sufficient time to heat up. If you think you can imagine the smell.of a shite flushed with roasting hot water, you cant. Zen seems like the sort that wouldn't be a stranger to an enema. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Where's best to park and ride for the Edinburgh trams? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I've only re-visited the General Nonsense Thread a couple of times recently. Has Grimbo re-incarnated himself as Spartans Telly? If he did it as some kind of witness protection scheme he's giving himself away by posting the usual keech, and amassing plenty of red dots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Where's best to park and ride for the Edinburgh trams? Park behind Tesco at Hermiston gate, get the tram from Edinburgh park think it's half the price from the airport 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 50 minutes ago, Rowan said: Where's best to park and ride for the Edinburgh trams? Ingliston Park and Ride, plenty of parking spaces there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 I've only re-visited the General Nonsense Thread a couple of times recently. Has Grimbo re-incarnated himself as Spartans Telly? If he did it as some kind of witness protection scheme he's giving himself away by posting the usual keech, and amassing plenty of red dots. Signing off as Grimbo was the biggest giveaway IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 1 hour ago, just me 2 said: Park behind Tesco at Hermiston gate, get the tram from Edinburgh park think it's half the price from the airport I was thinking there as it's easy get back into m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 1 hour ago, deej said: Signing off as Grimbo was the biggest giveaway IMO Only read a couple which weren't signed. He's generous with the greenies if you mention him anyway. Good lad is Spartans Telly, Grimbo, Spartans Telly, Grimbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 'Ullo Grimbo 'Ullo Spartans Telly Fancy some ale? Aye lad. 'Ave you been anywhere nice on 'oliday Grimbo?Aye Spartans Telly. I've 'ad a nice break in the Juniors Forum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 A fair dod of my rep is from Grimbo greenifying many of my mundane posts. Slightly gratifying, though I'm not sure why I should be the recipient of such largesse - I'm guessing it's cos I don't rip the cunt out of him at every opportunity. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Spartans Telly said: One mans mundane is another mans medicine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Anyone else find reading P&B results in some strange internet searches? So far today I've googled "how heavy is a sheep", "Beverly Hills cop concrete truck", "Michael Portillo with Pandas". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 That's a bit spooky I'm drinking in a bar & I look out the windae & I see a bistro called "GRIL PANDA", no sign of the Portillo (Tory cunt) though, still early days yet? Be a wear x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 5 minutes ago, Spartans Telly said: That's a bit spooky I'm drinking in a bar & I look out the windae & I see a bistro called "GRIL PANDA", no sign of the Portillo (Tory cunt) though, still early days yet? Your next tattoo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Just now, Spartans Telly said: Are you following me? We've just been the tattoo shop but they are fully booked. If you turn up at the pool hall I'm calling the polis. You're safe enough Spartacus. I'll leave the tattoos to seafaring chaps like you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Your next tattoo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 If I cooked chicken at 3am this morning, let it cool then refrigerated it. Will it be cool to eat tomorrow? It was meant to be tonight's tea but I'm not hungry in the slightest. Edit : please no 'depends ow cold your fridge is' type jokes. This is serious chat right here. It'll be fine. A guy at my work brought out sandwiches last night filled with Sunday roast. It must have been rotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 21 minutes ago, (._.) said: If I cooked chicken at 3am this morning, let it cool then refrigerated it. Will it be cool to eat tomorrow? It was meant to be tonight's tea but I'm not hungry in the slightest. Edit : please no 'depends ow cold your fridge is' type jokes. This is serious chat right here. The chicken will be fine. The fact you're cooking it at 3 am suggests you're not. Hand yourself in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 Bambino is just back from a weeks ban for calling a Hun a Hun, is this allowed now or not? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Orton Posted February 9, 2017 Share Posted February 9, 2017 1 minute ago, (._.) said: I get up for work at 3am. Deeboy the cat burglar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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