topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Going to something at the Gilded Balloon Teviot Bristo Square tomorrow evening. Best place to park in the vicinity? The Mosque car park 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 10 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Going to something at the Gilded Balloon Teviot Bristo Square tomorrow evening. Best place to park in the vicinity? Musselburgh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 On 08/08/2017 at 20:51, Sergeant Wilson said: Mine were etched in slate. Health and Safety stopped that - too many kids were falling off the roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Why are The Rangers appealing Jack's red card when the replays clearly show he headbutted the Hibs player? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Wheres the match have an app Just now, Bairnardo said: Wheres the match have an app Just now, Bairnardo said: Wheres the match have an app Quick, phone an ambulance. He's having a stroke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Someone just carried out a percussive cranial reset on me. Seems to have worked... Eta GMan how many times do I have to tell you.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 None. Caveat Emptor my friend. Deal with it I'm afraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Right my turn... Legal question.When selling a house, what avenues of recourse is there for the buyer beyond the initial 7 day (I think) thing where you can argue ablut stuff.Specifically relating to structural/utilities/drainage and that sort of thing? Can someone find a problem a year down the line and hit you for it?Asking for a friend, Casa Bairnardo is not for sale. Reading that again, sumcunts chasing you ? Save in the chance of some wilful misrepresentation, the same answer above applies. Tell them to do one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 (edited) Just now, alta-pete said: None. Caveat Emptor my friend. Deal with it I'm afraid. Functus officio. Edited August 13, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 Aye. You'll be fine. Tell them to bolt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 I've finally been forced to embrace the modern world, cast aside the old rotary dial telephone, and buy myself one of these new-fangled smartyphones that the youngsters spend all day fixedly staring at whilst walking into lampposts. Besides shoving it up my arse, which is a suggestion I know to be coming, what tips do my fellow P&Bers have for things that I might do with my newly-acquired monolith? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 I've finally been forced to embrace the modern world, cast aside the old rotary dial telephone, and buy myself one of these new-fangled smartyphones that the youngsters spend all day fixedly staring at whilst walking into lampposts. Besides shoving it up my arse, which is a suggestion I know to be coming, what tips do my fellow P&Bers have for things that I might do with my newly-acquired monolith? If it's android install Modbro app. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 I've finally been forced to embrace the modern world, cast aside the old rotary dial telephone, and buy myself one of these new-fangled smartyphones that the youngsters spend all day fixedly staring at whilst walking into lampposts. Besides shoving it up my arse, which is a suggestion I know to be coming, what tips do my fellow P&Bers have for things that I might do with my newly-acquired monolith? What you go for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 If it's android install Modbro app. Grindr too, it's where all the cool guys hang out. So a friend told me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Make sure its on vibrate before you shove it up your arse. His old phone never liked that either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've finally been forced to embrace the modern world, cast aside the old rotary dial telephone, and buy myself one of these new-fangled smartyphones that the youngsters spend all day fixedly staring at whilst walking into lampposts. Besides shoving it up my arse, which is a suggestion I know to be coming, what tips do my fellow P&Bers have for things that I might do with my newly-acquired monolith? Watch porn on the train and see who reports you on here as a c**t. Edited August 14, 2017 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 (edited) Trim phones are for poseurs. The 746 worked perfectly well, and you could beat a man to death with it. The young ones don't know what they're missing. Anyway, it's an iPhone 5s. I will investigate these Modbro and grindr things and report back. Please stop the speculation about my poor bottom. Thank you. Edit: you can watch porn on these things? Suddenly I see why the youngsters are always walking into lampposts. Edited August 14, 2017 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Trim phones are for poseurs. The 746 worked perfectly well, and you could beat a man to death with it. The young ones don't know what they're missing. Anyway, it's an iPhone 5s. I will investigate these Modbro and grindr things and report back. Please stop the speculation about my poor bottom. Thank you. Edit: you can watch porn on these things? Suddenly I see why the youngsters are always walking into lampposts. The pie and Bovril app is pretty good. Smartphones are good for downloading and listening to podcasts. If you subscribe to audible their app is good and the various sports apps are worth downloading and deciding which ones you like. Livescore is a really good way of keeping up to date with football scores. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 15 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've finally been forced to embrace the modern world, cast aside the old rotary dial telephone, and buy myself one of these new-fangled smartyphones that the youngsters spend all day fixedly staring at whilst walking into lampposts. Besides shoving it up my arse, which is a suggestion I know to be coming, what tips do my fellow P&Bers have for things that I might do with my newly-acquired monolith? Don't drop it. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, bennett said: Don't drop it. I feel this may be good advice. I work with seven other people and not one of them seems to have an uncracked phone screen. I presume it's not a fashion choice. I'm currently importing my music library into iTunes, and it's playing a split-second of every bloody song as it does so. WTF is that all about? Edit: it's still sorting through them all, but has decided to play the entirety of With Every Heartbeat by Robyn. I think it's gained sentience. Edit 2: Once that finished, it skipped past a few more before settling on f**k The Pain Away by Peaches. Think I'll just leave it to do its thing with the sound off, as I think it's trying to communicate. Edited August 14, 2017 by BigFatTabbyDave 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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