Enigma Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 How do you become a TV announcer? It must be a piss easy job and I have an absolutely charming voice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 You need to be a right ugly fucker as well. Congratulations. The jobs all yours. Wayhey! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 What is it with coffee that makes me need a shit when I drink 1 st thing? Slightly different but it makes me to need pee constantly. Last cup I had a few weeks ago resulted in four trips to the toilet in three hours. Not drank it since. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 In my mouth and on my MacBook Oh aye - I remember that. How did it all work out? Is the MacBook working now? And, more importantly, did you get your greenies back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Slightly different but it makes me to need pee constantly. Last cup I had a few weeks ago resulted in four trips to the toilet in three hours. Not drank it since. Caffeine can also give you a twitchy bladder. I find I'm constantly needing a pee if I drink instant but I'm alright with the decent stuff. Caffeine is actually pretty bad for you all round really. I couldn't care less though. I like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Caffeine can also give you a twitchy bladder. I find I'm constantly needing a pee if I drink instant but I'm alright with the decent stuff. Caffeine is actually pretty bad for you all round really. I couldn't care less though. I like it. Evidence now to suggest that caffeine can actually help prevent the onset of type 2 diabetes. That's my excuse for drinking about 20 cups a day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Evidence now to suggest that caffeine can actually help prevent the onset of type 2 diabetes. That's my excuse for drinking about 20 cups a day. I'm at a higher risk of Type 2. Thanks for that, you might have just saved my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I'm at a higher risk of Type 2. Thanks for that, you might have just saved my life. Me too. http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/jf201702h 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Anyway, I have a question. Is there a website that catalogues full player stats for the season? (For player and teams) For instance, if I want to check how many key passes/assists Darren Fletcher has made. Or his average distance covered per game. Then compare it with his teammates. Does anyone know if there exists such a comprehensive website? Opta have the rights for that data in the EPL. Nothing exists for the Scottish leagues as far as I am aware. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 You need to be a right ugly fucker as well. Congratulations. The jobs all yours. ^^^ TV Announcer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Took it to shop on leith walk they said it was totally fucked but our insurance at flat doesn't cover it, luckily my folks are claiming it on their insurance so I will prob get new system, someone is coming to pick it up during the week some time so it should all be sorted I didn't get my greenies back either Sunday was an awful day but I had been drinking far too much and wasn't thinking straight and kept making it worse for myself, pretty annoying I mentioned my rep after being at minus 66 then getting to minus ten just to get pelters for it. Was an awful few hours for me, been laying off the sauce a bit since Couldn't resist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Nor me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I pass the Beauly to Denny new power line a fair bit. Aye I lead an exciting life. But why did they decide to build huge pylons rather than bury the line? Give we have power outages due to cables coming down . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) Took it to shop on leith walk they said it was totally fucked but our insurance at flat doesn't cover it, luckily my folks are claiming it on their insurance so I will prob get new system, someone is coming to pick it up during the week some time so it should all be sorted I didn't get my greenies back either Sunday was an awful day but I had been drinking far too much and wasn't thinking straight and kept making it worse for myself, pretty annoying I mentioned my rep after being at minus 66 then getting to minus ten just to get pelters for it. Was an awful few hours for me, been laying off the sauce a bit since Couldn't resist. Nor me. Edited April 27, 2014 by pandarilla 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I pass the Beauly to Denny new power line a fair bit. Aye I lead an exciting life. But why did they decide to build huge pylons rather than bury the line? Give we have power outages due to cables coming down . I'm sure I read somewhere that it costs about ten times as much to bury lines, than to fire them up on pylons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I thought we were pals We are. I red dotted the Sarge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Has anyone ever bought a football top off www.tshirtinuk.com? Seems a bit strange that every one of their tops is the same price. Also the spelling of some teams: New Castle United, Western Ham United... http://www.tshirtinuk.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Has anyone ever bought a football top off www.tshirtinuk.com? Seems a bit strange that every one of their tops is the same price. Also the spelling of some teams: New Castle United, Western Ham United... http://www.tshirtinuk.com/ Do they sell trainers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 No 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Opta have the rights for that data in the EPL. Nothing exists for the Scottish leagues as far as I am aware. Soccernet has the most detailed Scottish stats but they aren't as detailed as Opta. You can get things like assists, shots on goal, total shots, fouls committed, fouls suffered etc though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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