Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Look out window to see if its raining Locate puddle Drink from it. Enjoy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Super noodles Break up brick of noodles whilst they are still in the bag, make sure they are broken into small pieces Open bag, remove flavour packet and put noodles into a bowl Open flavour packet and sprinkle over noodles Fill bowl with boiling water, making sure all noodles are covered Put bowl in microwave for roughly 5 minutes Enjoy Need to stir it m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlowspider Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 DEATH RAIN NITRO CHICKEN 4 skinless chicken thighs 3tsp Dunn's River Jamaican Jerk Powder 1tsp Blair's Death Rain Nitro Dry Spice (do not touch this or breathe in when near to it) Combine spices in a bowl then coat chicken. Heat at 180C for 20 mins. Have milk handy when eating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Last night I had cheesey beano's with pepperoni slices. Toast the breed, put yer hot beans (giggity) on top, layer pepproni slices on top of beans, cover everything in chee' stick under the grill. Sortit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) When cooking most dinners I make in the house I always tend to use some sort of ready made recipe, just saves a lot more hassle, money & dishes. e.g. Chicken Curry - Yeungs Curry Sauce, chicken tits, microwave rice, onion. Cook the chicken, make yer sauce, dice yer onion. Stick all in the one pot to bubble away together when ready, stick yer rice in the microwave and then combine. Still tastes excellent. Fajita's/Enchiladas - Old El Paso. Etc. etc. Edited December 16, 2015 by 11thHour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Curry White some diced chicken breasts for around 4 mins, whilst browning some onions. Stick em in a pot with a can of chopped tomatoes (throw the metal bits away btw) Add in a tablespoon of olive oil, tablespoon of hot curry powder and a bunch of random Schwartz powders (tumeric, coriander, cumin, garlic etc), mixing it all up. Simmer for ~15-20 mins whilst boiling / microwaving up some rice towards the end. Serve it up. Try this site, enter the ingredients you have in your house into the search bar, and it'll come up with thing you can make from it.http://www.supercook.com/ That gives me this as one of the top meals I should be considering: CALVIN'S PEANUT SANDWICH DIRECTIONS Spread peanut butter on bread; do not use jelly or any other superfluous ingredient. Leave the sandwich “open” (don’t fold it) and cut into two triangles. Serve immediately. Impressive [insert Bateman gif] Edited December 16, 2015 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 (edited) Mince cheese crumble. Cook some mince in a pot, with mushroom, tomato, Worcester sauce and brown sauce. Chuck in an oven dish, make a crumble, mix in Some grated cheese, cover over the top of the mince and chuck in the oven until the crumble Is golden brown.I hope you're still not using this recipe, Philpy? It doesn't sound too appetising tbh. ETA: grammar mistake. Edited December 16, 2015 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Smoked Mackerel Pasta Smoked Mackerel Chilli flakes Double cream Green and Yellow Peppers Pasta Cook your pasta. Fry up the peppers, then chuck in the chilli flakes, double cream and mackerel. Stir in the pasta. Prawn Stir Frys and noodles are the baws too. They take next to no time to make. Just buy all the pre-packaged stuff from Sainsburys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I hope you're still not using this recipe, Philpy? It doesn't sound too appetising tbh. ETA: grammar mistake. Not made it for a while. I was a bit sceptical at first, but it's quite nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Cheese triangle quickies (oooeer) 2 egg omelette - pinch of salt , bit of milk. Cook on both sides , put 3 cheese triangles on on side , fold other half on top , cook for a minute to slightly melt cheese - eat. Quick steak sandwich Some already sliced minute steak Crusty bread or baguette Cheese triangles Salt and pepper Quickly fry minute steak , add salt or pepper , slightly toast bread , put steak on bread put triangle's on top allow to melt , add sauce or whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 This thread is like reading the ramblings of some care in the community types, drinking piss out their shoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Classic Sticky Chicken. 6 tablespoons soya sauce. 6 tablespoons Balsamic vinegar. 4 big squirts of honey. (Squeezy bottle). 4 large Chicken fillets, Diced. Marinade it all together in a bowl for a bit then chuck it all in a hot wok/frying pan and cook until liquid reduces down to an acceptable taste for you. Serve with boiled rice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Students Christmas Dinner. 2kg Turkey. Pour over, 1/2 bottle Vodka. 1/2 bottle Rum. Bottle of Red Wine. 1/2 bottle Buckfast. 1/4 bottle White Wine (attract the women to your meal) Throw it all in a roasting dish and cook for 40 mins per 500g. When cooked, leave to rest for 15 minutes. Throw the Turkey in the bin and enjoy the Gravy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 (edited) This thread is like reading the ramblings of some care in the community types, drinking piss out their shoes.Bet they all buy fake trees and read tabloid newspapers. Fucking commoners! Edited December 17, 2015 by Scary Bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Jeremy drinks piss. Must be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Tonight's dinner... Pea and pear soup served with creme fraich and a ransher of crispy pancetta Miso salmon and scallops on braised baby gem lettuce, asparagus and sugar snap peas Home made vanilla ice cream on chocolate brownies, raspberry coulis and chocolate shavings On my second bottle of verdiccio, so it could all go tits up at any moment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Did Donny say he cooks Super Noodles in the microwave? No wonder he gets banned every five minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishyman Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Tonight's dinner... Pea and pear soup served with creme fraich and a ransher of crispy pancetta Miso salmon and scallops on braised baby gem lettuce, asparagus and sugar snap peas Home made vanilla ice cream on chocolate brownies, raspberry coulis and chocolate shavings On my second bottle of verdiccio, so it could all go tits up at any moment I'll need to up my game I think, a box of cheesy pasta doesn't sound as good as it did earlier. Feeds 3 it says, 3 whits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Did Donny say he cooks Super Noodles in the microwave? No wonder he gets banned every five minutes. Yeah, after he's poured boiling water over them first The Jerry Sadowitz gag about Dundee pot noodles springs to mind... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 7, 2016 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Tonight's dinner... Pea and pear soup served with creme fraich and a ransher of crispy pancetta Miso salmon and scallops on braised baby gem lettuce, asparagus and sugar snap peas Home made vanilla ice cream on chocolate brownies, raspberry coulis and chocolate shavings On my second bottle of verdiccio, so it could all go tits up at any moment Are they all boil in the bag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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