gavin_3110 Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 A/S/L44/M/12 Ruel Street Bring yer maw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 25 If you're fit, on a decent BMI and active in gymnastics or climbing then fluffing might be a gateway into overhead line work. PM Granny, he's got some contacts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Wid. You've been using the scroll wheel, haven't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Christianity: where people draw in gullible children through the promise of presents at Christmas, chocolate at Easter and not being tortured for all eternity after their death, potentially an early one because God works in mysterious ways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 Christianity: where people draw in gullible children through the promise of presents at Christmas, chocolate at Easter and not being tortured for all eternity after their death, potentially an early one because God works in mysterious ways.. Or children con us to go along with giving presents, chocolate and money by pretending to believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 I would be fitter and a fair bit lighter if I didn't love wine as much as I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 How many of you on here remember the summer of 1989? July 1989 was the second sunniest July of the '80s in Scotland after July 1984. Top 40 chart from mid July 1989. Where do you get these random thoughts and what makes you think they are interesting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I usually gain ginger facial hair when it gets past the 4 day mark. I haven't shaved in nearly ten days and to my amazement it's all dark. I'm contemplating keeping it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I am a year older than schweinsteigger (sp) and look about 10 years younger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I am a year older than schweinsteigger (sp) and look about 10 years younger I knew I'd fucked up so badly in life when someone told me how old Rashford is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 The second sunniest July of the 80s. Now he's deleted it. What a weirdo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I had a quite magnificent shite in the downstairs lavvy this morning in total violation of the wife's "you are forbidden to shite downstairs and must vacate to the toilet in the attic" rule. She was upstairs sleeping off a wedding reception and I decided to live a little. It was a really life affirming moment. And shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I had a quite magnificent shite in the downstairs lavvy this morning in total violation of the wife's "you are forbidden to shite downstairs and must vacate to the toilet in the attic" rule. She was upstairs sleeping off a wedding reception and I decided to live a little. It was a really life affirming moment. And shite. ^^^ I've got two toilets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 ^^^ I've got two toilets I've got three, but ones out of action. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 ^^^ I've got two toilets 4 actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I've got two as well. I am also not allowed to shite in one, which I always do when she's not in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 4 actually. You aren't supposed to count the staffs facilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 I've got two as well. I am also not allowed to shite in one, which I always do when she's not in. ^^^ Hero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 4 actually. w****r 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 20, 2016 Share Posted March 20, 2016 (edited) You aren't supposed to count the staffs facilities.Their terms of employment state that I'm allowed to come in and use their facilities no matter what stage of their ablutions they happen to be at. Edited March 20, 2016 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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