Lyle Lanley Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Was out last night and was sick umpteen times. Mixing shots with vodka and beer doesn't go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Decided that we needed a new hut/mancave. Saw a nice wooden one and thought that would fit the bill. Wife decided that she knew better so she bought a shed online..... A fuckin metal one... It arrived last week. In fuckin flatpack form like something from Ikea. A giant friggin Meccano set!! Was a bit bored yesterday so I thought I would open the box and have a look. It had a manual that looked the size of a dictionary. I hoped that it would have been in many different languages but alas no, the whole thing was in English. Thought I would have a quick try at it, seeing as the box was now open. Six and a half hours later I was the proud owner of a fully finished, absolutely magnificent shed that went together like a dream. That fits nicely with my future plans.... Ideally, I want to buy a decommissioned fishing boat, do it up, and live on it in the winter. In the Summer it would be a hut in the hills, which legislation is making more possible. http://www.thousandhuts.org/ For the record as it is the first of May, that is me in a hoose for almost 4 months now. I have yet to sleep in the bed, just snoozing on the couch in front of the fire with the dug is more than good enough. Does that make me 'bad' ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Was out last night and was sick umpteen times. Mixing shots with vodka and beer doesn't go. Vodka is shots, you Trainspotting needler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 When I'm home alone I poo with the door open. Me too, it's sort of liberating I feel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 When I'm home alone I poo with the door open. I just assume everyone does this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Decided that we needed a new hut/mancave. Saw a nice wooden one and thought that would fit the bill. Wife decided that she knew better so she bought a shed online..... A fuckin metal one... It arrived last week. In fuckin flatpack form like something from Ikea. A giant friggin Meccano set!! Was a bit bored yesterday so I thought I would open the box and have a look. It had a manual that looked the size of a dictionary. I hoped that it would have been in many different languages but alas no, the whole thing was in English. Thought I would have a quick try at it, seeing as the box was now open. Six and a half hours later I was the proud owner of a fully finished, absolutely magnificent shed that went together like a dream. 8' x 6'. Not bad for £250. might give me the incentive to tidy the back yard. We got a 6x4 metal one for nowt on gumtree, there were no instructions with it, took fucking ages to build. The roof was the worst bit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I just assume everyone does this! They should. I once got trapped in my toilet as a result of locking the door whilst home alone, simply out of habit. Turned the lock only for it to fall apart, and being in a bathroom with no windows and a solid wooden door which swung inwards, this proved to be rather problematic with the other half away for the weekend. Longest trip to the toilet, ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Surely you could have kicked the door down, even if it opens inwards? Ok, you'd have to replace the entire door probably but it's better than spending your weekend in the toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Obviously an unpopular opinion, but having heard it non stop over the past week, Purple Rain is a completely average song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Obviously an unpopular opinion, but having heard it non stop over the past week, Purple Rain is a completely average song. GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 (edited) Surely you could have kicked the door down, even if it opens inwards? Ok, you'd have to replace the entire door probably but it's better than spending your weekend in the toilet. Attempted but simply bounced off. Had bruised shoulders by the end of it. This was a solid door frame which wasn't your new built type cardboard crap. Edited May 1, 2016 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Aye Purple Rain isn't great, he's some much better tunes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 We got a 6x4 metal one for nowt on gumtree, there were no instructions with it, took fucking ages to build. The roof was the worst bit! It goes on top if this helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Having deja vu over this toilet prisoner story - have you told us this before, Hedgecutter, or do I need to take more pills? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Attempted but simply bounced off. Had bruised shoulders by the end of it. This was a solid door frame which wasn't your new built type cardboard crap. Did you try making a wee boat or submarine out stuff you found in the toilet so you could flush an SOS to the outside world? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 He'd have been in real trouble if the building had caught on fire. Hopefully everyone keeps one of these in their bathroom for such lavvy-jail-combustion scenarios. Be safe, people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 He'd have been in real trouble if the building had caught on fire. Could decorate his second house and go on a cruise to Russia though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 (edited) I don't think I've ever posted in here before. Anyway - I'm working today in what is a very quiet office. Its me and 4 women. Guys generally just keep themselves to themselves but the women have been talking non-stop. If work is quiet you should just enjoy the Internet access and keep your mouth shut and let everyone relax and enjoy their slow burning hangover. Another rage element for me is don't ask me for advice about work and then when I give you the advice (the correct advice) choose to question it. If you already know what you are doing then don't ask me in the first place. Edited May 1, 2016 by Dindeleux 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I only poo with the door open when the wife is home, just to give her the boke and make her angry for my amusement. If she happens to pass the open door, do you act like a chimp? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 I only poo with the door open when the wife is home, just to give her the boke and make her angry for my amusement and to ensure I can throw shite at her when she walks past. Sick man. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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