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The population of the capital city is 495,000.  The average capacity at the pink dump is 15,000.

 

Poulation of Falkirk 147,000 - majority, Rangers glory hunters who don't attend games but walk about in unwashed taps.

 

I think you may have gotten this one a little incorrect.

This post. 147,000.
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Quite right, it's fucking lovely ower here!

 

Beat off Stirling and Perth, according to Wiki. Which, in fairness, does sound very Falkirk   :P

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Well, after a decade of putting up with office fire drills, being sent to the car park assembly point in all weather (pretty sure the fire warden was just being a c***), I finally experienced a real 'fire'. By fire I mean that the toilet hand dryer seems to go up and fill the corridor with black smoke. Of course, as is traditional, everybody in the room just looked around at each other for about a minute until "we'd better get up then huh?" was spoken. Lovely day to stand out and watch the drama unfold.

Being the 21st Century, somebody of course said "damn, left my phone, this would be ace for FB" as everyone rushed around to get the best photo of smoke from a window.

Eta: I went to a toilet once, could have been me. There, beat you to it.

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My girlfriend has lost upwards of two stone this year. She is 5'6" and was 13st1lb at her heaviest in September and, looking back, she was quite a big lass. That is how I had first seen her though so that's how I fell for her. Now she's in the 10st-odd range I'm like holy shit she's got even more beautiful 😂

This has got me thinking at 1am about the whole "love at first sight" nonsense. I'm not vain so I don't judge books by their covers but had my now-girlfriend been any heavier then I feel like I'd have not been as attracted to her, for the reason of her likely not caring about her appearance if that makes sense? Like morbidly obese people or muscly as f**k body builders of either gender seem to have a real disregard for themselves and their health

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My girlfriend has lost upwards of two stone this year. She is 5'6" and was 13st1lb at her heaviest in September and, looking back, she was quite a big lass. That is how I had first seen her though so that's how I fell for her. Now she's in the 10st-odd range I'm like holy shit she's got even more beautiful 😂

This has got me thinking at 1am about the whole "love at first sight" nonsense. I'm not vain so I don't judge books by their covers but had my now-girlfriend been any heavier then I feel like I'd have not been as attracted to her, for the reason of her likely not caring about her appearance if that makes sense? Like morbidly obese people or muscly as f**k body builders of either gender seem to have a real disregard for themselves and their health

^^^Nearly as creepy as Gunther.
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