Eednud Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 So far this year in Australia nobody has died from a shark attack, although some bits have been lost and at least 2 people have died in crocodile attacks. Snake bites have done for 2 people but nobody has died from a spider bite, despite the strange toilet habits of one guy and no fatalities due to box jellyfish or blue ringed octopus. So maybe it's not as Nope as some think until you realise that there is a new killer around. This year horses have caused the death of 4 people (coincidentally all female). So the horse is deadlier than the shark, crocs, snakes etc Be ah where. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 So far this year in Australia nobody has died from a shark attack, although some bits have been lost and at least 2 people have died in crocodile attacks. Snake bites have done for 2 people but nobody has died from a spider bite, despite the strange toilet habits of one guy and no fatalities due to box jellyfish or blue ringed octopus. So maybe it's not as Nope as some think until you realise that there is a new killer around. This year horses have caused the death of 4 people (coincidentally all female). So the horse is deadlier than the shark, crocs, snakes etc Be ah where. Any babies been eaten by dingos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Any babies been eaten by dingos? The dingo was innocent! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I'm not allowed one That's because you haven't fully evolved yet. Stop throwing shite at people and they might let you have one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 We've got horses in Scotland, it could have been me, well only at a weekend when I dress as a lady. Grimbo -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Had my Grandad's funeral earlier today in Perth with the wake at McDiarmid in the Muirton Suite. Strange being in there in such different circumstances. I'll bet the atmosphere was better than it usually is at McDiarmid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 So far this year in Australia nobody has died from a shark attack, although some bits have been lost and at least 2 people have died in crocodile attacks. Snake bites have done for 2 people but nobody has died from a spider bite, despite the strange toilet habits of one guy and no fatalities due to box jellyfish or blue ringed octopus. So maybe it's not as Nope as some think until you realise that there is a new killer around. This year horses have caused the death of 4 people (coincidentally all female). So the horse is deadlier than the shark, crocs, snakes etc Be ah where. Australia is a strange land. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 What 19QOS19 should be doing with his peado shorts. What19QOS19 actually does with his peado shorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 :lol: Arsehole! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I'm going to start training my 1.6 million. How many ants would it take to carry a banknote? Seems like a bit of copyright infringement there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Guy starts road rage fight, gets knocked on arse, slinks back to van. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/01/extreme-road-rage-punch-up-filmed-on-dashcam/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Guy starts road rage fight, gets knocked on arse, slinks back to van. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/01/extreme-road-rage-punch-up-filmed-on-dashcam/ I like how the article starts "Two guys turned the M5 into a mini-boxing ring". I've never measured the dimensions of either but I'm going to hazard a guess that the M5 is slightly bigger than a boxing ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Random Spotify list on the walk to work included: Afroman : she won't let me fùck Eamon : I don't want you back Mario : Let me love you J-Kwon : Tipsy. What a time to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Guy starts road rage fight, gets knocked on arse, slinks back to van. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/01/extreme-road-rage-punch-up-filmed-on-dashcam/ Fascinating stuff. In other news- a duck eats bread in a park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 I found a football in my garage today. It's a 90s mitre with the 3lions I can't see it anywhere only so must be very rare and valuable:D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 How did you find it if you can't see it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 How did you find it if you can't see it? Was ment to say online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Ouch. Get out the wrong side of your big bed big chap? He's a night shift worker, they're permanently raging, in my experience. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 f**k knows why. Every night shift c**t I know seems to spend half the night sleeping.Half the night?I had to set the alarm for 10 minutes before the day shift came in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 f**k knows why. Every night shift c**t I know seems to spend half the night sleeping. I sleep during night shift so I'm not too bad the next day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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