Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 10 minutes ago, Deeboy said: They slippers fucking purpletine velour slippers on a night out with no socks. I don't think you do know Bradley Welsh, tbh. Slippers! They are nigh on priceless Italian loafers. Got a handprint on my arm, bruised knuckle and a few scratches from falling off a fence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Battered from your Missus and trying to blame a fence, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Deeboy said: Battered from your Missus and trying to blame a fence, IMO. That bruise was from her. I got on the fence just fine but it was the getting off part that hurt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: At least that's my green jeans now off the radar. Thanks Purpleloafers. They're powder blue - I think they must've just assumed a purple hue being close to the lavender bushes (very comfy btw if you've ever needing to kip in a bush). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: At least that's my green jeans now off the radar. Thanks Purpleloafers. It isn't all about you. Stop trying to out Grimbo Grimbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 All that Gym work has really done wonders for your hair Shandon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Apart from the hair that's pretty much exactly me. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 The purpleloafers (which, FWIW) aren't that bad, although I'd need to see a full photo of them. It's the fucking white chinos(?) and lack of socks I find distressing. f**k sake, man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 10 minutes ago, smpar said: The purpleloafers (which, FWIW) aren't that bad, although I'd need to see a full photo of them. It's the fucking white chinos(?) and lack of socks I find distressing. f**k sake, man. Reported for racism. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 What is this Macdonald's that throbber is speaking of? I think there's a pub with that name in Dundee, so is it perhaps a chain of pubs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Yes, but what is this 'Macdonalds'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Stop being so pedantic. Fries not chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't frequent fast food eateries very often! Just as well, they can be a pain in the arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Salt n' Pepper chips were a good choice though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Still feeling sick this morning, beginning to think it wasn't the alcohol. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 1 minute ago, jmothecat said: Still feeling sick this morning, beginning to think it wasn't the alcohol. Avian flu. That's what you get for supporting Angela Eagle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Deeboy said: Battered from your Missus for wearing her gear in public. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 I just had the loafers xrayed at the airport. The security folk clearly felt threatened by them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 I genuinely thought that was a woman Shandon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: I genuinely thought that was a woman Shandon. It isn't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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