Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I wear a pair of loafers just like yours. Just let that sink in. I knew you were a style icon really. Let's hope it's a mild one eh so we can continue to wear such smart shoes deep into the winter months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I managed to see two Swastikas in Hamilton this morning: one spray-painted onto the shutters of an Indian takeaway, and the other tattooed onto a guy. It really is some town. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Just now, accies1874 said: I managed to see two Swastikas in Hamilton this morning: one spray-painted onto the shutters of an Indian takeaway, and the other tattooed onto a guy. It really is some town. I got an email the other day from a man called Swastika. Not some NF but but an India IT contractor type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Moving to Edinburgh today, my wife and the baby are moving up in a couple of weeks as she has a few things she needs to get sorted before they join me. Was difficult to leave the baby, this will be the longest I've gone without seeing her since she was born. Not sure I would be able to cope with working away from home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 19 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Shower installer? Yes, he showed me his Gas Unsafe installer ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 25 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Shower installer? Anyway slow news day: TV's Colin and Justin caught up in Air Transat flight delayhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-36834627 Did they get invited to see the cock pit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 There is a young womens (girls) tennis player from Finland called Fanny Torn. http://www.itftennis.com/juniors/players/player/profile.aspx?playerid=100228353 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 (edited) Get stabby with .. Growth outlooks? Edited July 19, 2016 by Deeboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Is their no end to Magee's aliases? Shut up, Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 A boy from my Village has just been on Jeremy Kyle, should see the nick of the c**t:lol:. It aired today, fucking hilarious. You would see the boy in question at the Astro's playing football with lads that are not even in 1st year. He's about 26 as well:lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 21 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Is their no end to Magee's aliases? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 A boy from my Village has just been on Jeremy Kyle, should see the nick of the c**t:lol:. It aired today, fucking hilarious. You would see the boy in question at the Astro's playing football with lads that are not even in 1st year. He's about 26 as well:lol: The one with the Superman t-shirt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 The one with the Superman t-shirt? The lad with the grey tracksuit top. The story's about a DNA test to prove wether or not he's the father of this wee laddie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 The lad with the grey tracksuit top. The story's about a DNA test to prove wether or not he's the father of this wee laddie. Aye, watching it just now. I'm as sad as the folk on it. The nick of these people though. And those accents! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I saw that one this morning. The boy isn't very bright. I've been with my girlfriend for 24 months. This other girl says I have a baby with her. We broke up over a year ago. I'm not the dad. *is the dad* I want a lie detector test, I haven't cheated on my girlfriend. Are turkey basters a big seller in your village? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Aye, watching it just now. I'm as sad as the folk on it. The nick of these people though. And those accents! Aye they're no too bonny like. He's as gormless as they come that lad. You're lucky if the Mum, Dad, the boy on the program and the wee brother have worked a day in their life. You always see the dad kicking about with an injury. One week it will be a stookie on his wrist, the next a crutch. Workshy as they come. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 I saw that one this morning. The boy isn't very bright. I've been with my girlfriend for 24 months. This other girl says I have a baby with her. We broke up over a year ago. I'm not the dad. *is the dad* I want a lie detector test, I haven't cheated on my girlfriend. Are turkey basters a big seller in your village? Tbf i thought he would have been worse. It was still totally hilarious as I've know the boy all his days as its a small village. The lassie that came out shouting the odds was taking no pish like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 Sometimes I wish I had a woman's voice so I could sing Kate Bush songs without sounding like a fucking twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, superwellfan said: Sometimes I wish I had a woman's voice so I could sing Kate Bush songs without sounding like a fucking twat. It would take a bit more than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 19, 2016 Share Posted July 19, 2016 5 hours ago, Mozzamozza said: Shower installer? Anyway slow news day: TV's Colin and Justin caught up in Air Transat flight delayhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-36834627 Air Transat are by far the worst airline I've ever flown with. The plane still had one of those old TVs hanging down the middle of the ailse that everyone has to crane their necks to see. And the film was that fucking awful Green Latern shite as well. That's what you get when you fly economy I suppose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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