Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Due to heavy traffic and traffic lights being against me leaving the game at Ayr yesterday I was happily distracted by a 9/10 heading for the races, I swear to f**k, her arse looked like it was chewing toffees 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Due to heavy traffic and traffic lights being against me leaving the game at Ayr yesterday I was happily distracted by a 9/10 heading for the races, I swear to f**k, her arse looked like it was chewing toffees:wub: You know the story...pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 1 minute ago, dee_62 said: You know the story...pics or GTF. I was driving, that would be breaking the law. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 I was driving, that would be breaking the law. ^^^ 5/10 type post IMO. [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Just now, dee_62 said: ^^^ 5/10 type post IMO. You're having a torrid time with your posts today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 You're not joking. Mozza responded before me. So my post without the quote looked even poorer! I'm giving up for the day now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Due to heavy traffic and traffic lights being against me leaving the game at Ayr yesterday I was happily distracted by a 9/10 heading for the races, I swear to f**k, her arse looked like it was chewing toffees 4 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: I was driving, that would be breaking the law. Driving with undue care & attention to not being able to operate phone cam IMHO. G-Bo -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Was probably too busy trying to catch a Pokemon to switch to camera 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Swarley said: Was probably too busy trying to catch a Pokemon to switch to camera Her arse was definitely trying to pick a chew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: dee_62 appears to have died mid sentence. RIP. I'd prefer that to going to a Brian Adams gig. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Heading to MoFest tonight to see Bryan Adams. It doesn't get too windy up there, does it? Madness was class last year. Not windy at all. Bri Adams will be a bit shite though I reckon. My mum and dad and both aunties and uncles all got tickets and none of them are even going to bother going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Madness was class last year. Not windy at all. Bri Adams will be a bit shite though I reckon. My mum and dad and both aunties and uncles all got tickets and none of them are even going to bother going. Unfortunately, he's a favourite of my wife. No escape for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 Unfortunately, he's a favourite of my wife. No escape for me. Still be a decent night ooot. [emoji1360] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 The food festival at inverleith park is off today Thank f**k we made the right choice going yesterday. Even if I'm a tad rough, I overdid it with the free booze samples from the leffe truck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 I saw Bryan Adams a few years ago. A quite surreal but fantastic experience. Admittedly I was inside at the time, the thought of seeing him in something masquerading as a football ground in 50 mile an hour winds doesn't hold much appeal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 39 minutes ago, Mozzamozza said: Just flicked onto the West Ham Juve game. That fucking stadium. What an abomination for football. The roof shadow for a start. Deary me. Was there on Thursday. Hate to piss on your chips* but it was pretty decent for football. *GIRFUY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Was there on Thursday. Hate to piss on your chips* but it was pretty decent for football. *GIRFUY Imagine 2 people having differing opinions on something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 5 hours ago, gavin_3110 said: I'm getting the ferry to Arran at 6 then camping in a tent tonight. Given the weather it will be like something out of a Bear Grylls programme. I won't be necking my own pish though. f**k that. Get yourself down to Lamlash, get some food in The Drift then cross the road and get pished in the Pierhead Tavern. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 My future son in laws gran stays in 3 cottages up from us and we caught a local alky going into her house yesterday so grabbed him and threw him out with a few words in his ear,it now turns out that money went missing from her purse last week(£30). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 7, 2016 Share Posted August 7, 2016 My future son in laws gran stays in 3 cottages up from us and we caught a local alky going into her house yesterday so grabbed him and threw him out with a few words in his ear,it now turns out that money went missing from her purse last week(£30). I'll no doubt get called a Lee Wallace sympathiser for this, but why not involve the law? Regardless of who's house it was, I would be getting him lifted for something as serious as robbing a wee granny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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