philpy Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Haud the bus - you c***s better have gave me a wave when you passed my work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 They did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 49 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Don't think I passed your work. Don't worry, he'd probably have finished and fucked off by the time you got there anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Mince and tatties.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 @Romeo Are you in borstal? Just with all these "meals" and single serving tubs of ice cream 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 7 minutes ago, Romeo said: Mince and tatties.. That looks like it's been passed by a dug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 @Romeo Are you in borstal? Just with all these "meals" and single serving tubs of ice cream The wife is in hospital. I have been entertaining the troops with her culinary choices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wren Road Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Ah I see. No offence meant. Hospital food is awful, last time I sampled it the lentil soup would have been condemned by Oliver twist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, Romeo said: Mince and tatties.. The knife looks like it has been used in an operation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 That looks more like haggis than mince. Where's the fucking gravy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 That looks more like haggis than mince. Where's the fucking gravy? Think the gravy evaporated when the made it some time last week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 35 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: That looks like it's been passed by a dug. I never eat diced carrots but every time I throw up they're always in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Romeo said: Think the gravy evaporated when the made it some time last week. I reckon the whole point of the shit she's being served up is to prevent bed blocking, fair play to her for putting up with it. Ask her if she could go some papadoms and spicy onions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 To be fair those wee pots of ice cream are fucking lovely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Ask her if she could go some papadoms and spicy onions. She would probably suck you off if you came up here with spicy onions and poppadom's 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just now, Romeo said: She we probably suck you off if you came up here with spicy onions and poppadom's Slightly stunned, but I'm thinking about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Said your Mrs during intercourse. Sounds like something that cow would say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 2 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Slightly stunned, but I'm thinking about it. Not moaning about getting free food now, are you ya c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Romeo said: She would probably suck you off if you came up here with spicy onions and poppadom's What's she in for? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2016 Share Posted October 1, 2016 Just now, Sergeant Wilson said: What's she in for? Six inches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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