Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 His wife is lucky "Smack my Bitch Up" didn't come on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 12 minutes ago, pandarilla said: If there's a better Welsh accent song I want to hear it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, pandarilla said: If there's a better Welsh accent song I want to hear it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 If there's a better Welsh accent song I want to hear it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Jacobsen Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 6 hours ago, WaffenThinMint said: What is it with people in Cornwall? Is it something in the water or the air? Normal social norms just don't appear to apply. Going to have your dog put down? Why not turn it into a Twitter happening? #walkwithwalnut http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-37924439 http://www.cornwalllive.com/hundreds-of-people-descend-on-porth-beach-to-join-mark-wood-and-walnut-on-their-final-walk-together/story-29889675-detail/story.html Maybe I'm a bit of a softie but I did find the dog thing quite sad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 29 minutes ago, Wren Road said: Toilet tomorrow should be fun!! He won't shite for a week, then the world will fall out of his bottom. When I say fall I mean pass like a bowling ball through his ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 You win. I don't know enough words to this song for it to count but 'guns don't kill people, rappers do' is my top Welsh accent number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 17 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: You weren't ill after the first one? I'm assuming you weren't since you've went and got another... f**k knows how it took two though. Utterly disgusting inventions. Amen to that. Had one on Friday night during the Scotland game. What a horrible combination that ended up being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 I feel like the world is about to fall out my arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 A few weeks ago I was asked by my colleague at the English teaching school I work at if I'd be interested in doing Weddings.... I now have all the robes, bible etc and just need to learn my lines before I can start pronouncing couples "man and wife"! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 1 hour ago, sjc said: A few weeks ago I was asked by my colleague at the English teaching school I work at if I'd be interested in doing Weddings.... I now have all the robes, bible etc and just need to learn my lines before I can start pronouncing couples "man and wife"! You'll be fine. I got married (possibly - wife's not convinced by the authenticity of it all) in Greece. The mayor turned up in his best flip flops and dirty clothes, pointed at my wife, nudged me a bit and said "You like? Hmm, nice, good, yes". A few handshakes, back slaps, smiles and thumbs-up gestures and that was it. Whole thing took about ten seconds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 51 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You'll be fine. I got married (possibly - wife's not convinced by the authenticity of it all) in Greece. The mayor turned up in his best flip flops and dirty clothes, pointed at my wife, nudged me a bit and said "You like? Hmm, nice, good, yes". A few handshakes, back slaps, smiles and thumbs-up gestures and that was it. Whole thing took about ten seconds. There's a wee bit more to the job than that in this case tbh but you're right, I'll manage somehow. Have also been asked to be Santa for the run up to Christmas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 3 hours ago, sjc said: There's a wee bit more to the job than that in this case tbh but you're right, I'll manage somehow. Have also been asked to be Santa for the run up to Christmas! Was that because at work there's a Claus in your contract? Gets coat.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, WaffenThinMint said: Was that because at work there's a Claus in your contract? Gets coat.. That as well as them discriminating against hiring an Asian Santa..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 (edited) 14 minutes ago, sjc said: That as well as them discriminating against hiring an Asian Santa..... I thought over there they called him Annual Gift Man and he lives on the moon. Edited November 13, 2016 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I thought over there they called him Annual Gift Man and he lives on the moon. Oh, Joey, you are the living end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Mark Connolly said: Oh, Joey, you are the living end. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapp! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 Just now, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapp! It's both slightly concerning and strangely comforting that I expected you to say that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 £7 a pint in Ghille Dhu. Raging 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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