MONKMAN Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Just applied for my travel visa to enter the US and instead of being approved it's been sent off for review with Trump no doubt casting his eye over my application. #prayfornaitch Log in and check it, same thing happened last week with myself. It was approved within half an hour of being sent for referral. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Log in and check it, same thing happened last week with myself. It was approved within half an hour of being sent for referral. Just had a look and it has indeed been approved. Excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Naitch said: Just had a look and it has indeed been approved. Excellent. Where about in the U.S you off to Naitch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Where about in the U.S you off to Naitch? Away to Orlando in May for my brother's wedding. First time in the States for me so looking forward to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Just had a look and it has indeed been approved. Excellent. Occupation: builder, particularly good at big, fuck off walls. Edit: not sure what a "fuck wall" is, but for the record wid not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Naitch said: Away to Orlando in May for my brother's wedding. First time in the States for me so looking forward to it. I'm sure you'll have heard/read it all before but Orlando really is great. I'd love to emigrate and live/work there but the missus is too much of a homer! The bairn is totally on my side though, naturally! I assume you have a couple of weeks to go see the sights and aren't just there for the wedding? Any plans to go see an Orlando City game when you're there? They're fucking rotten but the tripe American fans come out with is pretty funny! They also carry their own yellow and red cards to wave about! $11 a beer though... -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 I'm sure you'll have heard/read it all before but Orlando really is great. I'd love to emigrate and live/work there but the missus is too much of a homer! The bairn is totally on my side though, naturally! I assume you have a couple of weeks to go see the sights and aren't just there for the wedding? Any plans to go see an Orlando City game when you're there? They're fucking rotten but the tripe American fans come out with is pretty funny! They also carry their own yellow and red cards to wave about![emoji5] $11 a beer though... Only there for a week but assuming I do like it will definitely go back. Will need to get round all the sights.Was looking to get to an Orlando City game but they're in Houston that weekend which is a shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 6, 2017 Share Posted February 6, 2017 Just now, The Naitch said: Only there for a week but assuming I do like it will definitely go back. Will need to get round all the sights. Was looking to get to an Orlando City game but they're in Houston that weekend which is a shame. Might be a bit much to cram all the sites into a week but you'll get a fair few things done. It'll be nice and hot in May but not uncomfortably hot. Orlando City will be in their new stadium soon. Shame, quite an eye opener driving into the 'hood to go to the Citrus Bowl! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Just applied for my travel visa to enter the US and instead of being approved it's been sent off for review with Trump no doubt casting his eye over my application. #prayfornaitch As long as you didn't tick yes to the question about whether you are a terrorist or war criminal you'll be fine.Oh and lie for the "Trump, good guy or wank?" question. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 As long as you didn't tick yes to the question about whether you are a terrorist or war criminal you'll be fine.Oh and lie for the "Trump, good guy or wank?" question. I was meant to tick no for that question? [emoji849]Have to applaud their foolproof approach to catching terrorists by just asking them directly. Will absolutely work seeing as terrorists are as honest as the day is long. Real pillars of the community. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Remember when you arrive make loads of jokes about Jihad and blowing up the airport. The officials love that kind of humour, it lightens the mood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, The Naitch said: I was meant to tick no for that question? Have to applaud their foolproof approach to catching terrorists by just asking them directly. Will absolutely work seeing as terrorists are as honest as the day is long. Real pillars of the community. MI5 security vetting used to have a question along the lines of "Have you been involved in revolutionary activity, in this or any other country?" One coup in some shitey backwater and it's held against you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: MI5 security vetting used to have a question along the lines of "Have you been involved in revolutionary activity, in this or any other country?" Ironic considering Auntie Stella dumped various agents into Britain's far left & far right in order to keep them afloat & justify her departmental budget for surveillance on "internal security risks". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 40 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Remember when you arrive make loads of jokes about Jihad and blowing up the airport. The officials love that kind of humour, it lightens the mood. .. and if they get really concerned about your passport - just say it's not yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 .. and if they get really concerned about your passport - just say it's not yours. ... and that you have some different ones in your bag Oh and the traditional greeting in America is Allahu Akbar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 40 minutes ago, Swarley said: ... and that you have some different ones in your bag Oh and the traditional greeting in America is Allahu Akbar. .. and the reason for your visit is to rid the world of anyone that says "awesome" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 I may have read it in Mr Nice or some other criminal's book... Some London mobster, in the days when you had to state your occupation on your passport, proudly had "Layabout" as his stated occupation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Lot of Anti-America stuff on here right now, so I'd just like to say... Hiya NSA, hi pals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 Did you pack your own bag?No, this one was just sitting about over there so I just thought I'd take it. They live for that kind of banter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullerene Posted February 7, 2017 Share Posted February 7, 2017 45 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Lot of Anti-America stuff on here right now, so I'd just like to say... What do you mean anti-American? This is useful information for any airport! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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