mjw Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Seen a dog getting hit by a bus last night and I can't get the image out my head.It's definitely up there with one of the worst things I've ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Why do Scottish hills have no trees? It looks shite without trees. After a certain height, trees refuse to grow*. Oh and it's too windy for them in the Northern Isles, either that or they been blown to Norway.Fussy buggers those trees.* or deer, etc eat them before they get beyond saplings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Seen a dog getting hit by a bus last night and I can't get the image out my head.It's definitely up there with one of the worst things I've ever seen. I once seen a guy I went to school with getting hit by a bus and all was bothered about was the fact that he dropped his carry out. That was a fun day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 (edited) It's roasting in our office and some absolute fanny (the office jakeball) is wearing a big thick cricket jumper with a shirt underneath. Edited March 28, 2017 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 The one who has a wash the night before? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 It's roasting in our office and some absolute fanny (the office jakeball) is wearing a big thick cricket jumper with a shirt underneath. Take your cricket jumper off DA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 48 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The one who has a wash the night before? Yes 19 minutes ago, Aidan said: Take your cricket jumper off DA. Oh you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I once seen a guy I went to school with getting hit by a bus and all was bothered about was the fact that he dropped his carry out. That was a fun day. Fortunately the dog didn't have a carry out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I once seen a guy I went to school with getting hit by a bus and all was bothered about was the fact that he dropped his carry out. That was a fun day. Was the boy called Ally? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Fortunately the dog didn't have a carry out. Every cloud. Was the boy called Ally? No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Never mind, moron here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 My son has somehow managed to drop a devil's donut that has sat in the bottom of the pan for 4 days. No amount of violent pishing seems to shift it. Now he's trying to blame me for it. c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 My wife nagged me into going to the ear/nose/throat clinic today after having about a dozen nose bleeds in the last week, convinced it was something serious. This assertion was reinforced to her by me having never had one previously in my life. Anyway, it was just a punctured blood vessel probably caused by to much picking on my behalf. The treatment for which was to basically clamp the wound with electric tweezers and heat seal it shut. f**k me it was uncomfortable. There were 3 assistants holding me down for the procedure! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 ^^ Tedi likes this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Japanese schoolgirls on work placements I hope? I'm beginning to think you have something for Japanese schoolgirls, Throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Having only ever heard about its existence on P&B, I drove through Rigside this morning. It's genuinely the most soulless shithole, my eyes have ever had the displeasure of viewing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Having only ever heard about its existence on P&B, I drove through Rigside this morning. It's genuinely the most soulless shithole, my eyes have ever had the displeasure of viewing. That whole area of South Lanarkshire is a tip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 @Adam did your bird dump you after you cooked her that absolute horrorshow of a meal you posted on Facebook the other day? If so it was a great decision on her part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, ICTChris said: @Adam did your bird dump you after you cooked her that absolute horrorshow of a meal you posted on Facebook the other day? If so it was a great decision on her part. @Adam been taking culinary tips from @1320Lichtie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 3 hours ago, sjc said: I'm beginning to think you have something for Japanese schoolgirls, Throbber. 3 hours ago, throbber said: I definitely do. Whatever it is I am sure that they are better off without it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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