Things you want to share with P&B

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

46 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

WIll do.

[welshbairn]

Fabulous Google Doodle today for all you hip hop dudes out there.

[gjca]

 

[philpy]

The wife has the shingles. Thank f**k I've had chickenpox before.

[8MileBU]

The wife has the shingles. Thank f**k I've had chickenpox before.

Not sure if you're being serious but you can get both.

[Shotgun]

You've had "The Pox" Philpy. That's different.

[philpy]

Ah right. The wife just pointed that out. I've been feeling crap and aching all day, but just put that down to an extremely busy week at work.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

7 minutes ago, 8MileBU said:

 

Not sure if you're being serious but you can get both.

 

^^^This. Pray for Philpy. I thought you were more likely to get Shingles if you've had Chicken Pox as you never get rid of the virus? Could be talking shite though.

ETA: He won't catch it from elsewhere though. He'll be fine.

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You can't catch shingles from someone else who has shingles. But there is a small chance that a person with a shingles rash can spread the virus to another person who hasn't had chickenpox.

 

Edited August 11, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo

[Shotgun]

Just now, philpy said:

I've been feeling crap and aching all day, but just put that down to an extremely busy week at work.

Ahem.

The Last Post

[welshbairn]

10 minutes ago, philpy said:

The wife has the shingles. Thank f**k I've had chickenpox before.

You'll be fine, shingles is part of the herpes family. 

[philpy]

You'll be fine, shingles is part of the herpes family. 

Well, they've delivered shingles quicker than the they deliver parcels.

[welshbairn]

Just now, philpy said:

 

Well, they've delivered shingles quicker than the they deliver parcels.

 

You'll have to ask your wife about that.

[Rugster]

14 minutes ago, philpy said:

The wife has the shingles. Thank f**k I've had chickenpox before.

Oh, philpy 

[Shotgun]

A Pome for Philpy

There was a young man of Black Bay,
Who thought syphilis just went away,
And felt that a chancre,
Was merely a canker,
Acquired in lascivious play.

Now first he got acne vulgaris,
The kind that is rampant in Paris,
It covered his skin,
From forehead to shin,
And now people ask where his hair is.

With symptoms increasing in number,
His aorta’s in need of a plumber,
His heart is cavorting,
His wife is aborting,
And now he’s acquired a gumma.

Consider his terrible plight,
His eyes won’t react to the light,
His hands are apraxic
His gait is ataxic,
He’s developing gun-barrell sight.

His passions are strong, as before,
But his penis is flaccid, and sore,
His wife now has tabes
And sabre-shinned babies,
She’s really worse off than a whore.

There are pains in his belly and knees,
His sphincters have gone by degrees,
Paroxysmal incontinence,
With all its concomitants,
Brings on quite unpredictable pees.

Though treated in every known way,
His spirochetes grow day by day,
He’s developed paresis,
Converses with Jesus,
And thinks he’s the Queen of the May.

[Bobby Skidmarks]

Sorry to hear about your wife, Philpy. Make sure she has plenty of lucozade and ketchup pieces to keep her going.

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:

Sorry to hear about your wife, Philpy. Make sure she has plenty of lucozade and roast potato & ketchup pieces to keep her going.

FTFY

[Bobby Skidmarks]

Just now, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

FTFY

I forgot about his 14 (fourteen) roast potatoes.

Like he'd share those.

[KnightswoodBear]

Saw them open for Korn at the SECC in 98

[Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo]

It's been a while, but after the annual summer lull, it's great to see Kabbadi back on the TV.

[NorthernJambo]

It's been a while, but after the annual summer lull, it's great to see Kabbadi back on the TV.

Been a long close season.