welshbairn Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, philpy said: Phoned 3 to upgrade my phone earlier, and I had to tell the guy on the phone how to spell Edinburgh, and Midlothian. Hope he asked you to spell Visakhapatnam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Just now, philpy said: Phoned 3 to upgrade my phone earlier, and I had to tell the guy on the phone how to spell Edinburgh, and Midlothian. Ahem... At least he was there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Train journeys are quite decent. Sat with cans listening to music (on headphones) that I've not listened to in a long time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cerberus said: I gave out my first red dot today to a person that goes by the moniker "The Kincardine". I did it because that person red dotted me rather than use their words to describe their emotions. It felt good to red dot them. Like I had power over my own decisions. Don't fool yourself. You are now The Kincardine's bitch. If he can manipulate you once he'll do it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 P&B is getting a bit bad luck Brian isn't it?Bambino gets thrown on his uppers, Slenderman has overdone it on the mephedrone/plant food.However, the community of P&Bers has shown its true colours by helping out bambino and I'm sure if Slenderman will get the same support. What a heartwarming place this is, except for the junior forum, the members of which should all be immediately killed. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 28 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Train journeys are quite decent. Sat with cans listening to music (on headphones) that I've not listened to in a long time. Table seat and beers with two mates is ideal. Using the spare seat for the carryoot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 10 minutes ago, ICTChris said: P&B is getting a bit bad luck Brian isn't it? Bambino gets thrown on his uppers, Slenderman has overdone it on the mephedrone/plant food. However, the community of P&Bers has shown its true colours by helping out bambino and I'm sure if Slenderman will get the same support. What a heartwarming place this is, except for the junior forum, the members of which should all be immediately killed. If he needs surgery Lichtie23 will do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Some might say that women who are only interested in giant cocks are shallowBut surely, if anything, the opposite is true Ah, the original opening lyrics to the Oasis hit 'Some Might Say'. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Table seat and beers with two mates is ideal. Using the spare seat for the carryoot. Was basically that but without the mates for the second leg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 they tried to make me write a haiku but I said no no no 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Travelling across the new forth road bridge. Seamless. Well done and due credit to all involved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Travelling across the new forth road bridge. Seamless. Well done and due credit to all involved. It's alright isn't it. Except the traffic jams. I like the white rope holdy up bits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 It's alright isn't it. Except the traffic jams. I like the white rope holdy up bits. No traffic to report there. Aye, it's fair impressive. The rope bits and the wing shield thingys were my favourites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 12 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: No traffic to report there. Aye, it's fair impressive. The rope bits and the wing shield thingys were my favourites. Can't wait until the next hurricane. Looking forward to the wind breaks becoming flying guillotines, detaching from the side of the bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Canada kens the script. The place that banned the term 'grilled cheese' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41323915 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Update on Lukaku song http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41356197 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Yeah. ECG was ok and bloodworks. Not what I feared. Just need lots of painkillers as its an inflammation on the heart cartilage. As a qualified consultant after googling that I diagnose costochondritis and prescribe ibuprofen and lying on the sofa for a fortnight watching TV. Hydrocodone might be nice if your doctor is obliging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 That naked attraction programme is hilarious Absolute car crash body shaming tv but funny as f**k. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Update on Lukaku songhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41356197 Did they decide it was racist or wasn't racist to sing that Lukaku had a 24" cock? Chance of nuclear war, Trump, lad from Team America's son, Brexit, Zombie Tory government in charge, Syria, Yemen, Myanmar. Don't give a f**k about all that, gadge! What about the cock song. The media, especially newspapers, are fixated about cocks. Whenever someone gets his cock cut off, anywhere in the world, it makes the papers. Fucking mental. Now we're onto songs. If anyone hasn't heard worse songs than that at the football then they've led sheltered lives. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Update on Lukaku songhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41356197 You should have started with 'do any P&Bers have 24" cocks?' Then 'has anyone started a chant about your cock and were you offended by the chant?' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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