Cerberus Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Why did you put it on a gorilla? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 54 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Been saving up for a wee while, but finally got my hands on the new timepiece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARYHILLISWONDERFUL Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 How do you hide/reveal photographs on a post? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Click on the eye icon on the top bar (desktop) and paste the image into the pane then post. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Spoiler Spoiler Had this b*****d removed yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 You utter c**t, I wish I hadn't told you how to do that now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: You utter c**t, I wish I hadn't told you how to do that now. I'm just glad the fucker is out tbh! Shall I DM you the other pics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, sjc said: I'm just glad the fucker is out tbh! Shall I DM you the other pics? No you fucking can't. I hope you had an operation and didn't just shit it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Is it just me that doesn't know what it is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: No you fucking can't. I hope you had an operation and didn't just shit it out. Haha....yeh had keyhole surgery to remove my gall bladder. Feel like I've been beaten up by HB75 and his firm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, Bully Wee Villa said: Is it just me that doesn't know what it is? It's a condom he's had up him since high school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 1 minute ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Is it just me that doesn't know what it is? It's a patisserie with black treacle.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I'm not in the UK at the moment. In the Canadian wilderness or Nepal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 What is that and why did you take so long to get it removed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Boiled creme treat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Cerberus said: What is that and why did you take so long to get it removed? It's a gall bladder. The reason I had to wait 3 weeks to have it removed was that I had to recover from my acute pancreatitis attack (caused by the debris in the gall bladder) and I need further tests to confirm that this was actually causing the problem. Edited June 28, 2017 by sjc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 I reckon have never vomited unless alcohol has been involved since I was a child. This chamged spectacularly lastnight. Out of nowhere I am spewing rings round myself. Its now really bitter orangey bile (big team found) but what I dont understand is it seems to be regenerating itself. Iv had only sips of water since last night and I am still spraying out loads of this stuff. What a fucking state I am in today. Windows down, heating full blast! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Spoiler Spoiler Had this b*****d removed yesterday. You under the knife, Biggie abroad and newly flush with cash for a watch. I expect you've had a few other organs removed. Sinister stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Been saving up for a wee while, but finally got my hands on the new timepiece. Enjoy it while you can. Smudger will be taking that off you to wear it himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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