philpy Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 @sjc look where I've had a walk by this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 5 hours ago, MeadowArab said: If they were planning on getting pished then it's forgivable as you get drunk slightly faster when drinking through a straw because you take in less oxygen as you swallow. You're trying to sell sand to the Arabs there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 This flat seems to get a lot of these wee beasties and outside they can be found in abundance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 10 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I was at Supercube in Edinburgh a few weeks ago as part of my younger brother's stag do. From memory I sang: Baba O'Reilly Feel Good Hit of the Summer Miami (Will Smith) And some other shit which I've forgotten. And there were 9 of us and we had 100 minutes. At the staff Christmas party I sang White Lines. Oh and when me and Stellaboz were pished in March after our game in Paisley (0-0), we went to Arctic Bar (I had to try it once) and I sang One Way Ticket (To Hell And Back). They were selling dodgy pies at 9pm. What I'm getting at is that yes, karaoke is quality. For the most part. And I'm a horrible singer. It must be love baggy trousers runaway train 500 miles Sunshine on leith Thought I sung them perfect imho, but just seen the snapchats and maybe no eh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 11 hours ago, DA Baracus said: I was at Supercube in Edinburgh a few weeks ago as part of my younger brother's stag do. From memory I sang: Baba O'Reilly Feel Good Hit of the Summer Miami (Will Smith) And some other shit which I've forgotten. And there were 9 of us and we had 100 minutes. At the staff Christmas party I sang White Lines. Oh and when me and Stellaboz were pished in March after our game in Paisley (0-0), we went to Arctic Bar (I had to try it once) and I sang One Way Ticket (To Hell And Back). They were selling dodgy pies at 9pm. What I'm getting at is that yes, karaoke is quality. For the most part. And I'm a horrible singer. I did War Pigs at my works Christmas do a few years ago. Never got asked back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: This flat seems to get a lot of these wee beasties and outside they can be found in abundance. Looks like a woodlouse, according to yon Hugh Fearnlry-Dick-Whittingtonstall they're quite tasty if dipped in batter and fried. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 11 hours ago, philpy said: @sjc look where I've had a walk by this morning Is that actually sjc's old boat? ...and were the new owners informed of the sordid goings-on that had taken place therein? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 9 hours ago, Stellaboz said: This flat seems to get a lot of these wee beasties and outside they can be found in abundance. If that's a peabug, they're a sign of damp somewhere. You can stick an old bit of wood out in your garden for a couple of weeks in the autumn and there'll be thousands of the wee buggers. Any rotting tree trunks anywhere in your vicinity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 If that's a peabug, they're a sign of damp somewhere. You can stick an old bit of wood out in your garden for a couple of weeks in the autumn and there'll be thousands of the wee buggers. Any rotting tree trunks anywhere in your vicinity? I'm up on the first floor. And moving out soon so it's no big deal. Plus this is a granite building, probably been damp for years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ooh get you bennett, a wood louse indeed. Its a slater. It's actually Bobby. He decided to keep it as a pet. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) Strolling home through Glasgow Green and I've just seen a dog squeeze one out while another dog was licking its arse. One of the most disgusting things I've ever witnessed, yet here I am with a constant fit of the giggles. Edited July 2, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 Is that actually sjc's old boat? ...and were the new owners informed of the sordid goings-on that had taken place therein? Can't mind which it was, i know he sold it, don't know if it was moved on. Lovely walk along the canal though, walked 4 miles in total. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 17 minutes ago, philpy said: Can't mind which it was, i know he sold it, don't know if it was moved on. Lovely walk along the canal though, walked 4 miles in total. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 1 hour ago, bennett said: It's actually Bobby. He decided to keep it as a pet. Good one, Bennett! Unsurprising that you know how to cook them, what with you being obese and that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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locheedfcno1 Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Just recovered from Saturday all day drinking. Can't handle the hangovers now aff it for few weeks I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Good one, Bennett! Unsurprising that you know how to cook them, what with you being obese and that. Bennet eats slugs. He rollin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Taco Bell is going to open a shop in Glasgow.http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15385150.Taco_Bell_set_to_open_first_Scottish_branch_in_Glasgow/ Taco Bell is fucking minging. The fat neds will love it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 23 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Taco Bell is going to open a shop in Glasgow.http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15385150.Taco_Bell_set_to_open_first_Scottish_branch_in_Glasgow/ Taco Bell is fucking minging. The fat neds will love it. Me and skidders will be there... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Slaters on the menu? Don't give him ideas.. http://www.foxnews.com/story/2006/06/02/man-who-put-dead-mouse-in-burrito-at-taco-bell-given-prison-time.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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