Honest Saints Fan Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Football is shite but what a lovely city Vilnius is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 My gay nephew is getting a colonoscopy this weekend. Fucking loves a camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 14 hours ago, paranoid android said: My gay nephew is getting a colonoscopy this weekend. Fucking loves a camera. I think you've got the first two words of your second sentence the wrong way round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 My daughter learned a very important life lesson yesterday. Why you don't throw stones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 The Japanese never cease to amaze on their quest for photographs. I made the mistake of wearing a kilt in Japan once and ended up spending the whole day doing those stupid two-finger peace sign poses. Never again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 42 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My daughter learned a very important life lesson yesterday. Why you don't throw stones You've had one fucker of a week! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 34 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Think its probably you thats learning the lesson. That will be a fortune aswell, unless thats the peemanent Tightswood Bear solution... Guys just been round to measure it up for a new double glazed unit. £120 fitted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 1 minute ago, KnightswoodBear said: Guys just been round to measure it up for a new double glazed unit. £120 fitted. Take it out of her pocket money for the next 5 years, it's the only way she'll learn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I made the mistake of wearing a kilt in Japan once and ended up spending the whole day doing those stupid two-finger peace sign poses. Never again. I went to my works new factory in China a few years ago and ended up in some bizarre set up where I got stopped for a group photo whenever I went out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 So, I was cutting the grass and have accidentally, what can only be described as "eviscerated" a poor wee frog. I feel like an utter b*****d, will probably hand myself into the police later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 So, I was cutting the grass and have accidentally, what can only be described as "eviscerated" a poor wee frog. I feel like an utter b*****d, will probably hand myself into the police later. Write a poem...'to a frog' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I like to think of myself as quite a liberal guy, but I've just found myself failing miserably in a biggus dickus moment where two really obvious transexual men (or women now? I should say women I suppose) both ended up on their arses on the bus as a result of evidently still working out how to use high heel shoes. I was managing fine until the girl across from me set me off*. *laughing, for avoidance of doubt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I like to think of myself as quite a liberal guy, but I've just found myself failing miserably in a biggus dickus moment where two really obvious transexual men (or women now? I should say women I suppose) both ended up on their arses on the bus as a result of evidently still working out how to use high heel shoes. I was managing fine until the girl across from me set me off*. *laughing, for avoidance of doubt. People falling over is very funny though ...as long as they're not: a- disabled, b- old, c- badly hurt, d- transsexuals getting to grips with high heels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 I like to think of myself as quite a liberal guy, but I've just found myself failing miserably in a biggus dickus moment where two really obvious transexual men (or women now? I should say women I suppose) both ended up on their arses on the bus as a result of evidently still working out how to use high heel shoes. I was managing fine until the girl across from me set me off*. *laughing, for avoidance of doubt. Hedgecutter on a bus "shocker" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 8 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: I like to think of myself as quite a liberal guy, but I've just found myself failing miserably in a biggus dickus moment where two really obvious transexual men (or women now? I should say women I suppose) both ended up on their arses on the bus as a result of evidently still working out how to use high heel shoes. I was managing fine until the girl across from me set me off*. *laughing, for avoidance of doubt. Nae cunts on a bus thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Hedgecutter on a bus "shocker" Gives one time to make better use of your time: Write a poem...'to a frog' Wee, sleekit, cowran, tim'rous frog, Oh, why did you stray out fae yer bog, Oh, what's that sound, I hear a roar, It's Romeo, wi' a 'mower! Tae be chopped up wid be quite sore, Wi blood splat'ring gore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Romeo said: So, I was cutting the grass and have accidentally, what can only be described as "eviscerated" a poor wee frog. I feel like an utter b*****d, will probably hand myself into the police later. I was moving a load of wood that I'd piled up in the garden the other week and disturbed a collosal toad. I disturbed it even more when I dropped a huge fucker of a log on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 Just now, KnightswoodBear said: I was moving a load of wood that I'd piled up in the garden the other week and disturbed a collosal toad. I disturbed it even more when I dropped a huge fucker of a log on it. Was the gardener on his day off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 42 minutes ago, Rugster said: Was the gardener on his day off? I occasionally go out and get my hands dirty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 4 hours ago, Romeo said: So, I was cutting the grass and have accidentally, what can only be described as "eviscerated" a poor wee frog. I feel like an utter b*****d, will probably hand myself into the police later. Hand yourself in for killing the frog or for starting a sentence with the word "so"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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