hellbhoy Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Was having a laugh and a giggle with the next door neighbour. He was ranting and raving like a loony at money his missus had spent on herself and what things he could do to her because of it in a funny way. I said to him as a cheeky fly away comment "punch her in the fanny" his reply had me in stitches for ages the way he said it, "Nae point daeing that,I've tried it, she only screams a lot enjoying it and the harder I punch it the mair she gets off." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 5 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Was having a laugh and a giggle with the next door neighbour. He was ranting and raving like a loony at money his missus had spent on herself and what things he could do to her because of it in a funny way. I said to him as a cheeky fly away comment "punch her in the fanny" his reply had me in stitches for ages the way he said it, "Nae point daeing that,I've tried it, she only screams a lot enjoying it and the harder I punch it the mair she gets off." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/video-traffic-chaos-lorry-becomes-10790969 Due to the top of Hamilton Road being closed Motherwell has turned into a bonkers wasteland of bad driving in the last 4 days. I'm guessing this arsehole was taking a detour when he did this. My office is next to said roadworks and there is a constant stream of drivers (who have clearly ignored all the diversion/information signs) driving right up to the cones, stopping, doing a three pointer and driving off. In the last three days a bus stop, a bin, and a couple of bollards have been demolished in 3 separate incidents by folk doing this manoeuvre. It's a really wide road, too. I've got no idea how they've managed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Just now, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/local-news/video-traffic-chaos-lorry-becomes-10790969 Due to the top of Hamilton Road being closed Motherwell has turned into a bonkers wasteland of bad driving in the last 4 days. I'm guessing this arsehole was taking a detour when he did this. My office is next to said roadworks and there is a constant stream of drivers (who have clearly ignored all the diversion/information signs) driving right up to the cones, stopping, doing a three pointer and driving off. In the last three days a bus stop, a bin, and a couple of bollards have been demolished in 3 separate incidents by folk doing this manoeuvre. It's a really wide road, too. I've got no idea how they've managed it. The Record story needs more pictures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 17 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Was having a laugh and a giggle with the next door neighbour. He was ranting and raving like a loony at money his missus had spent on herself and what things he could do to her because of it in a funny way. I said to him as a cheeky fly away comment "punch her in the fanny" his reply had me in stitches for ages the way he said it, "Nae point daeing that,I've tried it, she only screams a lot enjoying it and the harder I punch it the mair she gets off." I spoke to one of my neighbours about bins being filled wrongly, not as amusing as your post but really interesting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, bennett said: I spoke to one of my neighbours about bins being filled wrongly, not as amusing as your post but really interesting. That isnt nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever_blueco Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 17 hours ago, hellbhoy said: Was having a laugh and a giggle with the next door neighbour. He was ranting and raving like a loony at money his missus had spent on herself and what things he could do to her because of it in a funny way. I said to him as a cheeky fly away comment "punch her in the fanny" his reply had me in stitches for ages the way he said it, "Nae point daeing that,I've tried it, she only screams a lot enjoying it and the harder I punch it the mair she gets off." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: That isnt nice. Sorry. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 35 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: That isnt nice. Bins not be filled properly hit a nerve with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Up above the streets and houses, Bungle flying high. Zippy pulled his cock out and pushed in Jeffrey's eye. Lalalalalala, nanananannannan... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 I'd like to remind everyone of the effort on the MS misspelt footballers thread of Graeme Le Sodomy, still makes me laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I'd like to remind everyone of the effort on the MS misspelt footballers thread of Graeme Le Sodomy, still makes me laugh. Agreed. I'm chuckling at the mention of it. ETA: Here it is, in all its glory: Edited July 13, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 Climbed/walked up Nevis on Tuesday, feel great that I've done it but my god I hated every single minute of it. Just took absolutely no pleasure out of any of it, couldn't appreciate the views at all. First and last 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 38 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said: The 'banter' in the Ayr v Killie thread in the cup forum has to be seen to be believed. The Ayr fans on here are eerily similar to the cretins who frequent the Junior forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Ayrshire is often said to be the hotbed of junior football in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I've picked up a bottle of this much talked about and elusive Moray Cup to try. It better be fucking good @mozz @Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I've picked up a bottle of this much talked about and elusive Moray Cup to try. It better be fucking good @mozz [mention=70922]Melanius Mullarkey[/mention] At the risk of serious wrath, its pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 4 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: At the risk of serious wrath, its pish. The verdict is in. It's fucking rank rotten. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 The verdict is in. It's fucking rank rotten. I had never heard of it until I was about 18. It's children's juice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, NorthernJambo said: I had never heard of it until I was about 18. It's children's juice. Tastes like cough syrup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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