NorthernJambo Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 THE FUCKS GOING ON IN HERE? Rusty caterpillar moth thing. A gravediggers thumb. And now this yellow legged freak show?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 What's on the telly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Berts leg is the same colour as Kincardines face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: What's on the telly? At the time I was watching a film with Peter Mullen called Hector where he plays a homeless person. I'd give it around 5.5/10. Not the worst film but I wouldn't watch it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Mind when Philpy's toe was the worst body part posted on this board? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, Sweaty Morph said: Mind when Philpy's toe was the worst body part posted on this board? I beg to differ.....my gall bladder surely top trumped that?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, Sweaty Morph said: Mind when Philpy's toe was the worst body part posted on this board? Or Magees face 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I beg to differ.....my gall bladder surely top trumped that?! Or Magees face I missed both of these. Thankfully! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Or Magees face Apologies, my gall bladder comes a distant second in that particular contest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Sweaty Morph said: I missed both of these. Thankfully! Check your PM, mate.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 13 minutes ago, Sweaty Morph said: Mind when Philpy's toe was the worst body part posted on this board? Did Philpy not have some kind of weird eye thing as well or am I mistaking him for someone else? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, Bert Raccoon said: Did Philpy not have some kind of weird eye thing as well or am I mistaking him for someone else? Nah you're right, he had pinkeye. He posted a picture of it on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Maybe Bert, I did have a badly bloodshot eye for a few weeks after crashing my car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 1 minute ago, philpy said: Maybe Bert, I did have a badly bloodshot eye for a few weeks after crashing my car. Was it caused by crying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I would strongly advise against climbing over high fences. The way up is fine, it's the way down that's the killer. Wow. You're like a Simpson. What did you do? Just land on it from too high up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 I would strongly advise against climbing over high fences. The way up is fine, it's the way down that's the killer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Wow. You're like a Simpson. What did you do? Just land on it from too high up? Jumped over a fence to retrieve a football, came down awkwardly on my foot and broke my heel bone. I'll survive but I may never tap dance again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 That fucking leg needs to come off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Your girlfriend does not approve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 ff 3 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: That fucking leg needs to come off. Any excuse for an amputation, you sick b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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