Ross. Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 My missus is in India for the next week with her work. I intended on being a car crash of absolute jaikyness but peaked too soon and tanned a dozen Guinness then a bottle of red wine on Saturday night. I am still struggling to function today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Got offered a job today, no longer unemployed as f**k [emoji106] [emoji322] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, pandarilla said: Lassie doing the weather on BBC2 right there just had a bit of a mare. She has a disability affecting her right arm and I don't know if it was her first broadcast or not - but she kept making wee mistakes. Car crash but couldn't take my eyes off it. I saw her on the news channel half an hour ago (no mistakes) and I think you're slightly under-selling the fact she's missing a hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I saw her on the news channel half an hour ago (no mistakes) and I think you're slightly under-selling the fact she's missing a hand. I couldn't quite see as I was watching it in bed at an angle. I thought that was the case but thought it might be best to keep it vague... I'm just relieved she got through the next broadcast with no mistakes. Edited to point out that I wasn't wanking in bed over a one handed weather girl. I can however see how that conclusion could be reached based on they information available. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) 4 hours sleep in 48 hours (no drugs). Work it a fucker. 1 beer and this......1997. Nobody can dance like me (I'm on my own in a little hut central Thailand), and nobody will get close. I've got moves, you.ve not even thought of yet, kids. Spoiler Edited July 17, 2017 by SlipperyP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 32 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Hopefully no-one has taken her up the Punjab yet. Hide contents Its very hot there this time of year. I've heard she's a bit of a Goa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 My missus is in India for the next week with her work. I intended on being a car crash of absolute jaikyness but peaked too soon and tanned a dozen Guinness then a bottle of red wine on Saturday night. I am still struggling to function today. From "Radge" to "Raj" - good move on your missus's part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: I've heard she's a bit of a Goa. She might bring you back a dosa something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Ross. said: My missus is in India for the next week with her work. I intended on being a car crash of absolute jaikyness but peaked too soon and tanned a dozen Guinness then a bottle of red wine on Saturday night. I am still struggling to function today. Sounds like bad korma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 The boy at my work got 3 Sierra Cosworths nicked when he was on holiday this weekend. Feel sorry for the cars, I like Cosworths. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 My missus is in India for the next week with her work. I intended on being a car crash of absolute jaikyness but peaked too soon and tanned a dozen Guinness then a bottle of red wine on Saturday night. I am still struggling to function today. My parents and sister are away on holiday and left me dog sitting. This sounds very similar to my first night having an empty. Binging old South Parks, Pizzas and alcohol ruined me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 The boy at my work got 3 Sierra Cosworths nicked when he was on holiday this weekend. Feel sorry for the cars, I like Cosworths. I'm surprised to hear there are still 3 on the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 25 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He stays up near Huntly or some such. Cosworths are a way of life up there. Yes, I stay in Aberdeenshire. They seem to want to stay in the 80's up here and in the city, when oil was worth something and the local team won something, although I can never remember what it was as they don't like to talk about it . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Yes, I stay in Aberdeenshire. They seem to want to stay in the 80's up here and in the city, when oil was worth something and the local team won something, although I can never remember what it was as they don't like to talk about it . European cup winners cup final. Bear Real Madrid. In the final.Also won the super cup against Hamburg. And the Scottish cup, three years in a row.I could go on. And I will. We won the league three times in the 80s.And the 1985 league cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Yes, I stay in Aberdeenshire. They seem to want to stay in the 80's up here and in the city, when oil was worth something and the local team won something, although I can never remember what it was as they don't like to talk about it . Don't be swayed by a few regressive sheep-shaggers. My weans had their most formative years in Aberdeenshire and it was a thoroughly enjoyable place to live. Terrific environment, great schools and a good social life. Were it not for work we'd still be there and happily so. Plus Deeside is so bonny it would make you weep. Aberdeen fans are still c***s (nearly) to a man though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 5 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Don't be swayed by a few regressive sheep-shaggers. My weans had their most formative years in Aberdeenshire and it was a thoroughly enjoyable place to live. Terrific environment, great schools and a good social life. Were it not for work we'd still be there and happily so. Plus Deeside is so bonny it would make you weep. Nae walks, chunt of a place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Don't buy black bin bags out of Poundland, big mistake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Think everyone's head the phrase "you're putting words in my mouth!" Well, someone in my work is pretty thick, and tried to say the same thing, but said "You just took words, and put them in your own mouth." Aye mate. That's talking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilScotsman Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Think everyone's head the phrase "you're putting words in my mouth!" Well, someone in my work is pretty thick, and tried to say the same thing, but said "You just took words, and put them in your own mouth." Aye mate. That's talking. Brexit negotiations going well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Randy Giles said: Think everyone's head the phrase "you're putting words in my mouth!" Well, someone in my work is pretty thick, and tried to say the same thing, but said "You just took words, and put them in your own mouth." Aye mate. That's talking. Do you work with Charlie Nicholas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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