BFTD Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Nope, I love a phallus doodle as much as anyone but not:1 - in the work place 2 - on a child's face. Or anywhere a child may view it tbh. Is that one of those new breeds?A cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Is that one of those new breeds? A cross between a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle. Phallus Doodle pictured in his native habitat: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Watched a couple of episodes of Fawlty Towers with the wean last night; amazing how little of it makes sense to a youngster now, between the rotary phones, everybody smoking indoors, and Basil losing his fucking shit over some guests possibly shagging when...*gasp*...they aren't married! Thankfully, the slapstick and stereotypes still hit the mark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Been on holiday for a week - back to work today and by 3.30pm have done everything I need to do from last week. They really could do with saving my salary and getting rid of me to be honest.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just tried a 'star bar' for the first time in my life. It was alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I've also been experimenting with chocolate. Not in an Alan Partridge covered in mousse-type way. I had a Mars Bar, special chocolate brownie version. It was also alright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I've also been experimenting with chocolate. Not in an Alan Partridge covered in mousse-type way. I had a Mars Bar, special chocolate brownie version. It was also alright. I saw that in Scotmid yesterday but was too timid after my disastrous purchase of digestive biscuit filled Nibbles. Revolting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Whatever happened to those Mars Bar ripple things? They were fine, but I've not seen them in ages. Edit: Mars bar delight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Don't remember them but I did enjoy the limited edition dark and white ones they did about twenty years ago.I've ruined this thread, haven't I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Just now, Bully Wee Villa said: Don't remember them but I did enjoy the limited edition dark and white ones they did about twenty years ago. I've ruined this thread, haven't I? Why should this one be any different? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Because I spent my childhood in Norway before coming to Scotland I get a bit confused with nostalgic treats as to which ones were British and which ones were Scandinavian. I find myself saying things like 'remember Stratos bars, whatever happened to them?' And folk look at me totally lost before I remember the reason I don't see them any more is because they are Norwegian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 9 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Never ever try a lasagne pie, apparently only found in Crianlarich. Nearly the only fucking thing there. I told you to use the microwave in the shop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I told you to use the microwave in the shop It wouldn't have made a difference. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 Not much of a Mars Bar fan, but those brownie ones are OK, although the dark ones were better. We got about a hundredweight in at work, so I got to try one for nowt. Living large, people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 The wife has downloaded the Love Island app. Considering divorce, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 I struggle to see why any c**t could see that shite entertaining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 10, 2017 Share Posted July 10, 2017 (edited) 18 minutes ago, J_Stewart said: The wife has downloaded the Love Island app. Considering divorce, tbh. If only there was a thread for infuriating things your partner does Edited July 10, 2017 by whiskychimp You should certainly divorce her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 The wife has downloaded the Love Island app. Considering divorce, tbh. Be more Rodney. On the chocolate front, I miss Fuse bars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 11, 2017 Share Posted July 11, 2017 I had a Mars bar protein bar the other day. Like chewing a dog toy. Thick end of two quid not well spent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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