DA Baracus Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Just now, Tynierose said: Celtic fans will be furious, he just got an Israeli question correct. Was the answer 'Celtic Football Club'? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 52 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Pat Bonner is on Eggheads. This could be fun. Pat Bonner is a fucking egg head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 Hmmmm 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Not sure if this has surfaced on here before. I expect it has and I missed it but will post it anyway. Thundercunt by name, Thundercunt by nature. https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/eugene-27-brings-thunder-to-dating-show1/amp/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Ive just witnessed what can only be described as a mobile aerobics class. A bunch of old folk walking up the street, wearing headphones and singing about “shaking their tail feathers”. Fucking disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Oh, for an out of control bin lorry... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 44 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive just witnessed what can only be described as a mobile aerobics class. A bunch of old folk walking up the street, wearing headphones and singing about “shaking their tail feathers”. Fucking disgusting. Can you ask the instructor where she got her socks? Ta x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Zombie apocalypse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ive just witnessed what can only be described as a mobile aerobics class. A bunch of old folk walking up the street, wearing headphones and singing about “shaking their tail feathers”. Fucking disgusting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Mobile aerobic update. Another batch have appeared with a much better looking instructor. Same socks though @Shandon Par . I would shout at them but they’ve got headphones on. Footloose this time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Is the instructor really your Mrs in the garden? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 The instructor: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 On 23/06/2018 at 23:55, Dr Watson said: Tomorrow is day 13 without a cigarette. Yesterday was day 100 if my counting is correct. Serious question. Can I now class myself as a non-smoker? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Is the instructor really your Mrs in the garden? This is taking place (outside as I type, another batch is passing) at my work. My front garden is much smarted than that. And my wife's arse isnt as fat as the pink legginged wonder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, Dr Watson said: Yesterday was day 100 if my counting is correct. Serious question. Can I now class myself as a non-smoker? Yes, you've cracked it. As a reward you should allow yourself the odd smoke to celebrate your strength of willpower. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/20/croydon-cat-killer-unmasked-after-three-year-investigation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Yesterday was day 100 if my counting is correct. Serious question. Can I now class myself as a non-smoker?My old physics teacher would often tell us that if asked he was a smoker he just hadn’t had a smoke in (at the time) 12 years. He devised once a smoker or drinker you always were but were no longer partaking. Utterly useless answer to your question I suppose but an alternative viewpoint. 12 full months without is the general accepted guideline for insurance and the likes I believe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 Yesterday was day 100 if my counting is correct. Serious question. Can I now class myself as a non-smoker?Probably the best solution here is to ask a medical profession how long it takes for your lungs to somehow eject all the poisonous shite you rammed into them, and otherwise repair the horrific self inflicted damage, then wait about that long. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, Dr Watson said: Yesterday was day 100 if my counting is correct. Serious question. Can I now class myself as a non-smoker? Male lungs can recover and I see others have already replied about the medical definition. It's so addictive don't ever think you can just have one or sneak one after a few drinks etc as that can soon reel you back in. Well done anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Watson Posted September 20, 2018 Share Posted September 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Probably the best solution here is to ask a medical profession how long it takes for your lungs to somehow eject all the poisonous shite you rammed into them, and otherwise repair the horrific self inflicted damage, then wait about that long. I doubt my lungs will ever fully recover. Forty years smoking is probably as high as 300,000 cigarettes smoked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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