Rab B Nesbit Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: In your capacity as Edinburgh-ish lower league celebrity matchmaker, do you know if Rab and Grimbo/Spartans Telly are acquainted? Now there is a question Tam ... . -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 Grindr in the failed statelet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 11, 2019 Share Posted March 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: In your capacity as Edinburgh-ish lower league celebrity matchmaker, do you know if Rab and Grimbo/Spartans Telly are acquainted? A gentleman never tells, Shandon, a gentleman never tells... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Heard a guy on the radio talking about how you could plan to survive a nuclear winter "it would involve a mainly mushroom based diet.." so the three things that will survive the nuclear holocaust are cockroaches, the Rolling Stones and @Melanius Mullarkey.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Heard a guy on the radio talking about how you could plan to survive a nuclear winter "it would involve a mainly mushroom based diet.." so the three things that will survive the nuclear holocaust are cockroaches, the Rolling Stones and [mention=70922]Melanius Mullarkey[/mention]....In his multi coloured concrete bunker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Overheard at work yesterday “It’s St Patrick’s day week this week”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab B Nesbit Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: A gentleman never tells, Shandon, a gentleman never tells... . -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Overheard at work yesterday “It’s St Patrick’s day week this week”.Given the nature of your workplace, yet again, I weep for humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Who wants to know where I am? No-one? I don't give a f**k, I'm showing you anyhow. In there: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Who wants to know where I am? No-one? I don't give a f**k, I'm showing you anyhow. In there: Imagine how much you would shit yourself if you seen a russian missile inbound. Food for thought. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 10 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Who wants to know where I am? No-one? I don't give a f**k, I'm showing you anyhow. In there: Enjoy Doha, m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Imagine how much you would shit yourself if you seen a russian missile inbound. Food for thought. No sweat. I've already downloaded the Anti-Russian Missile Deflector App on my phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Enjoy Doha, m9. Been and gone, fam. Edinburgh bound. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Theory test today How did it go 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Been and gone, fam. Edinburgh bound. Feel free to visit Aberdeen, should you want another beat down from a tougher, more handsome man. ETA - hope you enjoy your time home and nestle in the splendour of our good lady Tennent’s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Feel free to visit Aberdeen, should you want another beat down from a tougher, more handsome man. He wont have the time for that tour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Horrible day so far.Wee lassie wakes me up at 3:30am, the dog has shat in her room [emoji849] cleans it up, went to check the time..... phone dead.Went down stairs, got a cable, brought it to The room and plugged my phone in.Went back to bed for a couple of hours before my 6am alarm went off to go to the gym.....Hadn't plugged my phone in right and I woke up at 6:55 and missed my chance for the gym before work.Sets you right up for the day [emoji849] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 Horrible day so far.Wee lassie wakes me up at 3:30am, the dog has shat in her room [emoji849] cleans it up, went to check the time..... phone dead.Went down stairs, got a cable, brought it to The room and plugged my phone in.Went back to bed for a couple of hours before my 6am alarm went off to go to the gym.....Hadn't plugged my phone in right and I woke up at 6:55 and missed my chance for the gym before work.Sets you right up for the day [emoji849] "The dog" shat in her room! A likely story. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
++Ammo - Airdrie++ Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 "The dog" shat in her room! A likely story. I only do.it when she's at school mate.A wee surprise if you will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 12, 2019 Share Posted March 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Imagine how much you would shit yourself if you seen a russian missile inbound. Food for thought. Looks like that missile's just missed it's target... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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