Cerberus Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Louis Walsh, creepy fucker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Louis Walsh, creepy fucker. That must be the first time he’s touched a woman since he shook Sharon Osbourne’s hand when she started on the X factor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: He's fooling noone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 The wife got attacked by a crow earlier. She was sitting on the back step having a tab when it swooped down and scratched her on the cheek. To say she was shaken is an understatement. I’ve now been charged with finding the crow and brining it to justice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) 56 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife got attacked by a crow earlier. She was sitting on the back step having a tab when it swooped down and scratched her on the cheek. To say she was shaken is an understatement. I’ve now been charged with finding the crow and brining it to justice. My step daughter lives in Skye and is being attacked by crows every time she leaves the house. She sent videos because I said she was talking g shite. But they are, I looked it up and it's quite common. They are protecting a nest or nearby fledglings. Once they know you, they will remember you and will even " encourage" other crows to attack. You're doomed. My idea of training a magpie army doesn't sound so stupid now. Edited June 19, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 58 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife got attacked by a crow earlier. She was sitting on the back step having a tab when it swooped down and scratched her on the cheek. To say she was shaken is an understatement. I’ve now been charged with finding the crow and brining it to justice. Raven mad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 That's some Carrion. Sorry, I'll get my coat. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Get a high powered catapult and some marbles (both literal and metaphorical ones). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Once they know you, they will remember you and will even " encourage" other crows to attack. @Melanius Mullarkey out there all day with a photo of his wife for the crows to memorise and attack her 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Tell her to caw canny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 7 minutes ago, Rugster said: @Melanius Mullarkey out there all day with a photo of his wife for the crows to memorise and attack her She’s got an unforgettable face tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife got attacked by a crow earlier. She was sitting on the back step having a tab when it swooped down and scratched her on the cheek. To say she was shaken is an understatement. I’ve now been charged with finding the crow and brining it to justice. You, for one, should welcome your new corbine overlords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife got attacked by a crow earlier. She was sitting on the back step having a tab when it swooped down and scratched her on the cheek. To say she was shaken is an understatement. I’ve now been charged with finding the crow and brining it to justice. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’ve now been charged with finding the crow and brining it to justice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Did he get married to the widow next door? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spyro Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My idea of training a magpie army doesn't sound so stupid now. ...or a vicious bitch of a cat from the local cat rescue, worked for me... also scared f**k out of any friends or family who tried to visit, so win-win Edited June 20, 2019 by Spyro 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 When I was cutting the grass last week, I found a scabby old stuffed animal toy lying on the rearmost bit of it. We back onto woodland, so I had no idea how it got there - I just launched it into the woods. Strangely, two or three days later it was back, so it got punted again. Finally sussed out who the culprit was this morning - a fox wandering about the garden with the toy in his mouth like a big daft dug. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 10 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: My idea of training a magpie army doesn't sound so stupid now. Didn’t they try and train seagulls to spot submarines in The Forth? Don’t think it worked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 11 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: That's some Carrion. Sorry, I'll get my coot. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 44 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Didn’t they try and train seagulls to spot submarines in The Forth? Don’t think it worked. If the Russians had been in the conning tower eating a steak bake the fuckers would have been all over them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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