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Just now, Dons_1988 said:

On a tangent. I was just in the toilets at the gym and an older man was stood at the urinals but he’d actually pulled his shorts down to the point he was actually baring his arse at the urinal.

This struck me as extremely odd behaviour.

There’s a whole thread on this on here.

Unsurprisingly.

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1 minute ago, Dons_1988 said:

On a tangent. I was just in the toilets at the gym and an older man was stood at the urinals but he’d actually pulled his shorts down to the point he was actually baring his arse at the urinal.

This struck me as extremely odd behaviour.

Could have prostate trouble, you have to poke about a bit. I'd have used a cubicle though. 

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8 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said:

On a tangent. I was just in the toilets at the gym and an older man was stood at the urinals but he’d actually pulled his shorts down to the point he was actually baring his arse at the urinal.

This struck me as extremely odd behaviour.

Once went to Montrose hospitality and was in Market Arms beforehand there was a boy who pulled his joggers(!) doen to his ankles at the urinal and had a pish. Half way through this pish he turned to my mate beside him and asked him if he was Garry Wood and why he was having a pint a couple of hours before kick off. 

Surreal. 

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7 minutes ago, throbber said:

When you say he turned to your mate, did he do that whilst peeing and pee onto your mate? Coz that would be extra funny.

He was still pishing at the time, yes. Sadly, no pish hit my mate.

Edit : there was another story from the same day actually. A guy latched onto us for a blether and I noticed his hand was bandaged up. I asked him what had happened and it was because Celtic had lost to AC Milan with a last minute goal during that week (might have been a penalty) and he quite proudly exclaimed that he punched f**k out his telly.

Lovely pub, though. 

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27 minutes ago, throbber said:

 


Hiroshima was a long time ago and is an accepted event in history that marked the end of a war, not really a case of it being worse than Manchester but it’s certainly a far less sensitive subject to rap about in 2020.

I’m a massive fan of Eminem and think the album is great fwiw I just think he should have left that line out.

 

I reckon it's annoyed you because he's on about something that's happened closer to home and it's struck a nerve - nothing wrong with that, it's human nature, but at this stage in his career I'm surprised that anyone thinks Eminem gives a f**k about controversial subjects, people's sensitivities or offending anyone considering he's built an entire career out of it. His whole appeal is how he literally does not give a f**k (apart from how many star ratings his album gets if the first track is anything to go by). Anyone should know that if someone is going to talk about raping their own mother then nothing's off limits. 

FWIW I've listened to the album three times now and I think it's fucking shite bar a couple of decent tunes. Too much singing.

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2 hours ago, Shandon Par said:

Seeing as we’re on a hip hop journey, if I got ta choose a coast I got ta choose the East. I live out there, so don’t go there. But that don’t mean a poster can’t rest in the west, feel some nice breasts in the west.

 

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I sometimes charge my car outside there. Nice digs.

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3 hours ago, GordonD said:

Nothing about 9/11 then? Maybe he thought that would be in bad taste.

Surprising (actually, not) how the Americans only decided that terrorism was a Bad Thing when it happened to them. The people of Boston were outraged when somebody bombed their marathon. It wasn't that long before that a lot of Boston bars were actively fund-raising for the IRA. 

:thumsup2

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3 hours ago, Dee Man said:

There's also a line in Dre's 'High Powered' from The Chronic album which says, "I drop bombs like Hiroshima" followed by a big explosion. I would argue Hiroshima was a bit worse than Manchester. 

Only if you lived there.

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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

You know the green team are Green Bay, right? The colour kind of gives it away.

Thought it was green bay san Francisco,  every day is a learning day. 

 

Yanks usually use stupid names for their teams.

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3 minutes ago, bennett said:

Thought it was green bay san Francisco,  every day is a learning day. 

 

Yanks usually use stupid names for their teams.

You'd like San Francisco, Bennett. They're known as the 49ers....same as your trouser waist size....

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Just now, sjc said:

You'd like San Francisco, Bennett. They're known as the 49ers....same as your trouser waist size....

A few years ago you would've been quite close.  Thanks to the benefits of cycling I'm now a size 38 (which is now getting a bit slack)

 

 

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Just now, bennett said:

A few years ago you would've been quite close.  Thanks to the benefits of cycling I'm now a size 38 (which is now getting a bit slack)

 

 

Fair play. Good on you , Bennett. 

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