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[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

2 hours ago, Stormzy said:

I don't know how anyone thinks they could take an Elephant

Thomas Edison electrocuted one of the fuckers.

[Sweet Pete]

12 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Yeah, maybe, but I need to catch the fucker first. If it gives me the runaround I could be in trouble. It's risky.

You need to work on your cardio, bro.

12 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said:

I'd imagine if you caught a kangaroo with a nice couple of shots it would hop away but a chimpanzee would never stop until your head was caved in. 

I'd leather a kangaroo, but pretty much any ape is going to beat a human most of the time. A chimp or bonobo would rip your face off no problem.

12 hours ago, Bairnardo said:

All joking aside, anyone who thinks they could take anything below large dog is a genuine fucking idiot. 

Pain threshold is going to be an important factor in a fight with a dog. I saw an old lady mauled by a staffie a few years ago. Staffies aren't big but they're powerful and vicious. You might win in the end due to mass, but you're going to get badly bitten and scratched along the way. Dogs have speed on their side in a fight too. It'd be a battle of attrition.

Edited May 19, 2021 by Sweet Pete

[SANTAN]

1 minute ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Thomas Edison electrocuted one of the fuckers.

With his bare hands?

[Zen Archer (Raconteur)]

7 minutes ago, Stormzy said:

With his bare hands?

Given the risk involved I think he would have worn gloves.

[SANTAN]

2 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said:

Given the risk involved I think he would have worn gloves.

Give me steel toe cap boots and I'm willing to go up one more step on the animal kingdom battle ladder.

[Shandon Par]

Would like to fight a gorilla. They’ve got the size and strength advantage but do they have any craft and subtlety? I reckon with good footwork, and a quick right hand to their nose they’d not fancy any more. 

[Shandon Par]

1 hour ago, SlipperyP said:

You're all sick individuals! 

Says the Floyd Mayweather of the man v canine fight scene!

[Jacksgranda]

13 minutes ago, Rasputin said:

Would like to fight a gorilla. They’ve got the size and strength advantage but do they have any craft and subtlety? I reckon with good footwork, and a quick right hand to their nose they’d not fancy any more. 

[Shandon Par]

1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said:

The bigger the better. 

[Sweet Pete]

24 minutes ago, Rasputin said:

Would like to fight a gorilla. They’ve got the size and strength advantage but do they have any craft and subtlety? I reckon with good footwork, and a quick right hand to their nose they’d not fancy any more. 

A man who can't cut the tip off of a tube of caulk without hospitalisation versus the largest of our primate cousins? I'd watch all 3.4 seconds of it, but I'd turn off when the silverback started to molest your smashed, lifeless corpse.

[KnightswoodBear]

1 minute ago, Sweet Pete said:

A man who can't cut the tip off of a tube of caulk without hospitalisation versus the largest of our primate cousins? I'd watch all 3.4 seconds of it, but I'd turn off when the silverback started to molest your smashed, lifeless corpse.

...and that's where I start watching.

[Shandon Par]

41 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said:

A man who can't cut the tip off of a tube of caulk without hospitalisation versus the largest of our primate cousins? I'd watch all 3.4 seconds of it, but I'd turn off when the silverback started to molest your smashed, lifeless corpse.

12 Ruel Street. Bring yer bananas. I’m back in training and feeling sharp.

 

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

[Shandon Par]

24 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Will make gorilla into a nice coat.

[ICTChris]

I was at Edinburgh zoo today and the animal I would be interested to see in a fight is a panda. There was a poster at the panda enclosure saying pandas have one of the strongest bites of at animal but they spend all their time eating bamboo. They don’t seem very aggressive. They are basically shite. I’d like to match a Prime Mike Tyson with Tian Tian, I bet as soon as Tyson connected Tian Tian would shite it.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

4 hours ago, Rasputin said:

Will make gorilla into a nice coat.

Was never a fan of the Stoney '94 winter collection.

Thank you.

[Sweet Pete]

1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

I was at Edinburgh zoo today and the animal I would be interested to see in a fight is a panda. There was a poster at the panda enclosure saying pandas have one of the strongest bites of at animal but they spend all their time eating bamboo. They don’t seem very aggressive. They are basically shite. I’d like to match a Prime Mike Tyson with Tian Tian, I bet as soon as Tyson connected Tian Tian would shite it.

I'm dead against spending money trying to maintain the failing panda population. If they won't breed naturally, let them go extinct. It's the natural order.

[Stellaboz]

I'm dead against spending money trying to maintain the failing panda population. If they won't breed naturally, let them go extinct. It's the natural order.

I'd rather spend and force pandas to mate more than let some of the fucking drain dwellers of human race be allowed to breed.

[Derry Alli]

1 hour ago, Sweet Pete said:

I'm dead against spending money trying to maintain the failing panda population. If they won't breed naturally, let them go extinct. It's the natural order.

I'd quite happily put money towards supplying them decent eccy's n' snaw for a whiles. If they can't get a fucking Bairn out of that then after say, 6 months of supply, then they can literally go fuck themselves. 

[philpy]

2 hours ago, ICTChris said:

I was at Edinburgh zoo today and the animal I would be interested to see in a fight is a panda. There was a poster at the panda enclosure saying pandas have one of the strongest bites of at animal but they spend all their time eating bamboo. They don’t seem very aggressive. They are basically shite. I’d like to match a Prime Mike Tyson with Tian Tian, I bet as soon as Tyson connected Tian Tian would shite it.

Well, they've already got 2 black eyes before  they even fucking start.