Cosmic Joe Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 7 hours ago, Empty It said: The new scheme drug dealers money laundering business of choice is clearly these facebook competitions that are springing up everywhere, can actually tell by every single person running them Charity bets with strangers might also have potential -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 5 hours ago, thomas said: ...my wife is a good looker without the lighting.... That's about as much of a compliment as you'll get on a fitba' messageboard. Aye my wife is absolutely cracking, in the dark. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 6 hours ago, thomas said: Had a late lunch with my wife today at our favourite Italian restaurant, this was on the back of a couple of days in Italy to start a week off work. Quite possibly the best week of my life so far. Took a few random pictures in the pub of my wife tonight and with the sun coming in the widow it made them look outstanding (even replaced my screensaver) almost professional looking. Breaking P&B rules by not posting the pictures i know but my wife is a good looker without the lighting. Loved not working for a few days and the pictures were a bonus, I'm now listening to a couple of good songs before bed absolutely happy with life. Tldr; drunk like f**k for a few days and getting tore in before going back to work. Did she kill you afterwards? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Charity bets with strangers might also have potential The site has never had a problem with them before. Think only a couple folk ever slunk off and never paid. There used to be designated topics to keep a run on who had bet what etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 7 hours ago, thomas said: Tldr; my wife is a good looker, and getting tore in before going back to work. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 8 hours ago, thomas said: Had a late lunch with my wife today at our favourite Italian restaurant, this was on the back of a couple of days in Italy to start a week off work. Quite possibly the best week of my life so far. Took a few random pictures in the pub of my wife tonight and with the sun coming in the widow it made them look outstanding (even replaced my screensaver) almost professional looking. Breaking P&B rules by not posting the pictures i know but my wife is a good looker without the lighting. Loved not working for a few days and the pictures were a bonus, I'm now listening to a couple of good songs before bed absolutely happy with life. Tldr; drunk like f**k for a few days and getting tore in before going back to work. Are you one of them polygamists? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 The types of response I both expected and deserve, never change P&B. Just off the the toilet to puke now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 23 minutes ago, thomas said: The types of response I both expected and deserve, never change P&B. Just off the the toilet to puke now. She's surely not that bad in daylight? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 I will post this picture from last night. Remember folk heaters get warm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Pissing down in Dundee and no access to a car today. Reduced to drinking wine, eating jam doughnuts and watching Better Call Saul. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Criminals will be quaking in their boots, The milky bar kid and Harry Potter join the polis. Kirklees Superintendent Helen Brear alongside the new recruits A top police chief has jumped to the defence of some of West Yorkshire's newest recruits after a Twitter post on Friday attracted some unwarranted comments. Kirklees Superintendent Helen Brear posted a picture on Friday to welcome new student officers Alfie and Noah to the Kirklees district. She captioned the post "Welcome Alfie and Noah to Kirklees District. New student officers as part of our Police Uplift programme. Policing family. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 minute ago, bennett said: Criminals will be quaking in their boots, The milky bar kid and Harry Potter join the polis. Kirklees Superintendent Helen Brear alongside the new recruits A top police chief has jumped to the defence of some of West Yorkshire's newest recruits after a Twitter post on Friday attracted some unwarranted comments. Kirklees Superintendent Helen Brear posted a picture on Friday to welcome new student officers Alfie and Noah to the Kirklees district. She captioned the post "Welcome Alfie and Noah to Kirklees District. New student officers as part of our Police Uplift programme. Policing family. Their first job is to find the charm bracelet they fell off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 I'd be breaking the law a lot more if she was the on beat copper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 33 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: I'd be breaking the law a lot more if she was the on beat copper. Just sticking to the normal amount for now? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 36 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: I'd be breaking the law a lot more if she was the on beat copper. Calm yersel Sick Boy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 12 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Just sticking to the normal amount for now? For now, yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 The Darwin Awards Thread seems to have topped itself but this dafty: https://news.sky.com/story/amp/remi-lucidi-french-daredevil-falls-to-his-death-off-skyscraper-in-hong-kong-12931049 "It is possible that he got trapped outside the penthouse while practising an extreme sport in the building, and he knocked on the window for help, but accidentally fell to his death." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 "police haven't yet identified the body". I'm surprised what they found could even be described as a body. 68 floors and you'd be a smoothie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: The Darwin Awards Thread seems to have topped itself but this dafty: https://news.sky.com/story/amp/remi-lucidi-french-daredevil-falls-to-his-death-off-skyscraper-in-hong-kong-12931049 "It is possible that he got trapped outside the penthouse while practising an extreme sport in the building, and he knocked on the window for help, but accidentally fell to his death." 1 hour ago, velo army said: "police haven't yet identified the body". I'm surprised what they found could even be described as a body. 68 floors and you'd be a smoothie. 6.5 seconds to impact at ground level, about 142 mph at impact. With regard to a body, the police report could be read to imply exactly that, as a smear of jammy stuff is hard to describe as a body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 (edited) Brilliant bit of business by this Tory Council. Man bought private jet with borrowed council money https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66340991 A businessman cheated a council out of tens of millions of pounds and went on a spending spree with the cash, an investigation has discovered. Leaked documents reveal how Liam Kavanagh used Thurrock Council's money to buy luxury goods, including a yacht and a private jet. The council has been made effectively bankrupt after investing £655m in Mr Kavanagh's solar farm business. Has any P&Br used borrowed Council money to buy a jet and bankrupted them in the process? Edited July 31, 2023 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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