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9 minutes ago, The DA said:

Thought I'd let you know that, as of 2pm, I am retired.  41 years work post-uni and it hasn't really sunk in yet that I can forget all my passwords, leave my phone switched off at night and do whatever I like(*).

 

* subject to permission from the wife.

^^^Sacked!

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1 hour ago, The DA said:

Thought I'd let you know that, as of 2pm, I am retired.  41 years work post-uni and it hasn't really sunk in yet that I can forget all my passwords, leave my phone switched off at night and do whatever I like(*).

 

* subject to permission from the wife.

If you're like me, for the first couple of weeks it won't sink in. When I retired, I kept trying to work out how many days I had left before I had to go back to work, then the penny would drop and I would relax.

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2 hours ago, The DA said:

Thought I'd let you know that, as of 2pm, I am retired.  41 years work post-uni and it hasn't really sunk in yet that I can forget all my passwords, leave my phone switched off at night and do whatever I like(*).

 

* subject to permission from the wife.

You couldn't even see out the week? They'll be glad to see the back of you.

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3 hours ago, The DA said:

Thought I'd let you know that, as of 2pm, I am retired.  41 years work post-uni and it hasn't really sunk in yet that I can forget all my passwords, leave my phone switched off at night and do whatever I like(*).

 

* subject to permission from the wife.

Congratulations, enjoy.

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3 hours ago, The DA said:

Thought I'd let you know that, as of 2pm, I am retired.  41 years work post-uni and it hasn't really sunk in yet that I can forget all my passwords, leave my phone switched off at night and do whatever I like(*).

 

* subject to permission from the wife.

Two more weeks for me. Hasn’t sunk in either. For the last two weeks of September I’ll still be assuming I’m going back to work after a holiday. What am I going to do in my retirement? Haven’t given it a thought. What a lovely problem to have. 

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Congratulations to @The DA and @oldbitterandgrumpy - keep an eye out for the warning signs of miserable auld cuntery, such as hovering by the thermostat in case the missus decides to put the heating on.

Enjoy being part of the last generation who can afford to stop working!  :P

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1 minute ago, BTFD said:

Congratulations to @The DA and @oldbitterandgrumpy - keep an eye out for the warning signs of miserable auld cuntery, such as hovering by the thermostat in case the missus decides to put the heating on.

Enjoy being part of the last generation who can afford to stop working!  :P

The last generation that can afford to retire? That’s a very sobering thought. Quite depressing actually. My youngest grandkid is only seven. I shudder to think of the world she’s stepping into. 

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14 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said:

The last generation that can afford to retire? That’s a very sobering thought. Quite depressing actually. My youngest grandkid is only seven. I shudder to think of the world she’s stepping into. 

I think a lot of today's kids will never start working - as we know it. Artificial Intelligence will manage so much of what most of us do.

The question is whether the savings/profits will be shared equally with the un-jobbed or whether they'll go to the plutocrats.

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18 minutes ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said:

The last generation that can afford to retire? That’s a very sobering thought. Quite depressing actually. My youngest grandkid is only seven. I shudder to think of the world she’s stepping into. 

I wouldn't worry about it - I'd imagine every generation has felt the same about their grandkids' futures. Besides, she'll inherit some of your fortune, the lucky girl.

1 minute ago, The DA said:

I think a lot of today's kids will never start working - as we know it. Artificial Intelligence will manage so much of what most of us do.

The question is whether the savings/profits will be shared equally with the un-jobbed or whether they'll go to the plutocrats.

That's not a question and you know it!  As soon as military-grade AI drones become affordable for the wealthy and powerful, we're getting nothing ever again.

But these are young men's problems. Enjoy the free time you've worked for, and resist the inevitable temptation to pick up a copy of the Daily Mail or Express "just to see what it's like"  :P

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1 hour ago, BTFD said:

Congratulations to @The DA and @oldbitterandgrumpy - keep an eye out for the warning signs of miserable auld cuntery, such as hovering by the thermostat in case the missus decides to put the heating on.

Enjoy being part of the last generation who can afford to stop working!  :P

Both my sons are aiming to retire the right side of 60.

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Just now, Granny Danger said:

Both my sons are aiming to retire the right side of 60.

Naturally I wasn't referring to the landed gentry.

Anyone unable to afford regular contributions to a private pension is fucked.

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Just now, carpetmonster said:

Me too, but I'm also aiming to be the starting power forward for the Miami Heat which seems unlikely at 44YO and 5'10. 

Still think I could do a job for Steve Clarke, despite my aching knees and cavernous middle-aged belly button.

Leave me with my dreams.

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2 minutes ago, BTFD said:

Naturally I wasn't referring to the landed gentry.

Anyone unable to afford regular contributions to a private pension is fucked.

I’d appreciate if you could be a bit more deferential in your replies.

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