TxRover Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 35 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: BTF Autocorrect…the generator of soooooo much content. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DannyBlue Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 I realised on the bus earlier that the sentence "I'm here" is always true no matter who says it, where it's said or when. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, DannyBlue said: I realised on the bus earlier that the sentence "I'm here" is always true no matter who says it, where it's said or when. ^^^^^^ Mr Humphries 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 8 minutes ago, DannyBlue said: I realised on the bus earlier that the sentence "I'm here" is always true no matter who says it, where it's said or when. At the same time, it's also always false, as you are actually there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 17 minutes ago, DannyBlue said: I realised on the bus earlier that the sentence "I'm here" is always true no matter who says it, where it's said or when. This bus trip you were on. Was it to the Rene Descartes appreciation society? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 How about the expression "Here we come!" If you've still to go, then it's there, not here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 9 hours ago, bennett said: Good news for Alert Mongoose. A study has found that staring at busty women can lengthen your lifespan, according to a group of German scientists. An article published in the New England Journal of Medicine concluded that looking at a woman’s breasts for just a few minutes a day may be better for your health than going to the gym. Author Dr Karen Weatherby, who is an expert in ageing, wrote: “Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out.” The doctor’s research team spent five years monitoring the effects of the unique discovery. The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily were found to have lower blood pressure and a slower resting pulse rate. The study’s findings also established a decreased risk of coronary artery disease. Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. "There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier." She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts size D-cup or larger Unless the wife catches you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 My best mate that’s been travelling Australia for the last year and a bit turned up on my doorstep tonight as a complete surprise (with four tins of T too). Made a quiet Saturday night in a lot better catching up 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: My best mate that’s been travelling Australia for the last year and a bit turned up on my doorstep tonight as a complete surprise (with four tins of T too). Made a quiet Saturday night in a lot better catching up His sense of direction must be really bad! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 18 minutes ago, scottsdad said: His sense of direction must be really bad! Set the Sat Nav for the wrong Perth IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 42 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: My best mate that’s been travelling Australia for the last year and a bit turned up on my doorstep tonight as a complete surprise (with four tins of T too). Made a quiet Saturday night in a lot better catching up 4 tins, just a half hour visit then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 When did David Cameron get a job working for BBC Sport? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 In Majorca, the pub I'm in at the moment could have looked exactly the same as it did 28 years ago, the last time I was in Majorca 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 11 hours ago, thomas said: 4 tins, just a half hour visit then? Luckily I had some tins in the cupboard to keep us going! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Thought I'd be waking up with a ridiculous hangover but seem to have escaped it, even downed a very good fryup the wife made. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 32 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said: In Majorca, the pub I'm in at the moment could have looked exactly the same as it did 28 years ago, the last time I was in Majorca I bet you look different. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 34 minutes ago, Central Belt Caley said: Luckily I had some tins in the cupboard to keep us going! The fucking cupboard?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 13 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I bet you look different. Good call, 32" waist back in the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 12 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: The fucking cupboard?! Nothing says “welcome back m8” like a cupboard or warm tins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 14 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: The fucking cupboard?! Wasn’t planning on bevvying this weekend so fired them in the cupboard to resist temptation Stuck a few in the fridge after he appeared tbf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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