Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 It'll be one of his body doubles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 2 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Chucky has lost a bit of weight, even his fingers look like wee willie winkie sausages. King Charles' 'great sadness' over missing Maundy service - BBC News (Shamelessly 'borrowed' from the 'Joke' thread. Apologies.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 5 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: I sent that picture to my pal and he said “that can’t be him, his fingers are too wee” 5 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Chucky has lost a bit of weight, even his fingers look like wee willie winkie sausages. King Charles' 'great sadness' over missing Maundy service - BBC News King Spike? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Saw a strange rainbow over the Kincardine Bridge tonight. It had the normal bow, plus a straight bit going off at a tangent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 11 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: Saw a strange rainbow over the Kincardine Bridge tonight. It had the normal bow, plus a straight bit going off at a tangent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 Was going to go out and get the grass strimmed and cut, due to it being like a bog from the rain I won't be doing that. Glad I don't have to now but just know it's going to be a worse job when I finally can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 7 minutes ago, thomas said: Was going to go out and get the grass strimmed and cut, due to it being like a bog from the rain I won't be doing that. Glad I don't have to now but just know it's going to be a worse job when I finally can. Slabs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Slabs! I've considered this and making it a driveway but there's a lamppost just outside my garden that the wife would definitely crash into trying to park on it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 15 minutes ago, thomas said: I've considered this and making it a driveway but there's a lamppost just outside my garden that the wife would definitely crash into trying to park on it. My Mrs has just bought a new car, and despite managing to park the old car in the driveway without issue for years, she was suddenly worried she'd crash into the fence by the pavement. The new car is 6 inches longer and slightly narrower than the old one. She made me chop a metre off the fence 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 7 minutes ago, Zetterlund said: 6 inches longer and slightly narrower than the old one. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 3 hours ago, Zetterlund said: The new “car” is 6 inches longer… @scottsdad can advise. For now, expect more “trips with friends”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MazzyStar Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 On 28/03/2024 at 18:05, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: @scottsdad NATO is more like the Empire from Star Wars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 55 minutes ago, throbber said: I was in a McColls in a questionable part of Edinburgh on Friday and was looking for some paracetamol on the medicine/health shelf and asked the young, corpulent female shop assistant if they had any and she responded with “nah we only have those ones that stop you from shitting and condoms today” whilst pointing to the Imodium and condoms on the shelf. I tried to purchase three packets each of paracetamol and ibuprofen yesterday and got rejected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 13 minutes ago, throbber said: You can only buy 2 per transaction. I know but thought it was worth a try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 3 minutes ago, throbber said: You certainly live life on the edge. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 10 hours ago, throbber said: I was in a McColls in a questionable part of Edinburgh on Friday and was looking for some paracetamol on the medicine/health shelf and asked the young, corpulent female shop assistant if they had any and she responded with “nah we only have those ones that stop you from shitting and condoms today” whilst pointing to the Imodium and condoms on the shelf. All of Edinburgh is questionable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 10 hours ago, throbber said: I was in a McColls in a questionable part of Edinburgh on Friday and was looking for some paracetamol on the medicine/health shelf and asked the young, corpulent female shop assistant if they had any and she responded with “nah we only have those ones that stop you from shitting and condoms today” whilst pointing to the Imodium and condoms on the shelf. I think she likes you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 11 hours ago, throbber said: I was in a McColls in a questionable part of Edinburgh on Friday and was looking for some paracetamol on the medicine/health shelf and asked the young, corpulent female shop assistant if they had any and she responded with “nah we only have those ones that stop you from shitting and condoms today” whilst pointing to the Imodium and condoms on the shelf. The key to success in retail is knowing your market. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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stimpy Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Disappeared down a bit of a rabbit hole on TikTok today when I scrolled onto a video of a woman going bite for bite with her husband eating their dinner. Turns out it's a trend and v funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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