Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 5 hours ago, Swarley said: P&BGPT to your (potential) rescue "Live laugh love. If you’re looking for someone friendly and engaging, let’s shag! No tea/coffee/steak/Kirkcaldy enthusiasts though" FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 Assume they just put the usual Wotsits into this packaging. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 2 hours ago, Venti said: Assume they just put the usual Wotsits into this packaging. They're rotten. Stick this in the "Crimes against humanity" thread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 16 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Tried to wrote a dating profile* earlier. "I enjoy fun, love some excitement, a tremendous hugger, very affectionate, very loyal, love eating out, enjoy meeting new folk, very friendly". Came across that I was writing a profile for a f**king golden retriever or labrador. Not as hairy but just as lazy and greedy as those dogs (but they don't need to trim their bag, although I haven't been spayed) * Reveal hidden contents Obviously joking, I've never made a dating profile cos I'm really fat and frankly pretty rank. Save something for the second date 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 33 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Save something for the second date A terrible glimpse into the life of DA Baracus' childhood Labrador. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wile E Coyote Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 6 hours ago, Venti said: Assume they just put the usual Wotsits into this packaging. They are absolutely f**king rank. They are made with chickpeas and that gives them a weird texture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 to save you sifting through it all. The keeper was given a yellow for time wasting before this. 1:11 in for the most needless second yellow you will see all season. There are players around the guys he takes out, he doesn’t need to be there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 @DA Baracus positive thinking doesn't work all the time. Negative thinking has a 100% record though. Get the f**king profile wrote. Just be aware that the likes of Tinder is a savage world which you absolutely cannot take personally. The young team have moved the needle as far as the dating game goes. It's a jungle. PM me if you want. Or head over the Tinder thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 45 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: @DA Baracus positive thinking doesn't work all the time. Negative thinking has a 100% record though. Get the f**king profile wrote. PM me if you want. Or head over the Tinder thread... Didn't think Pars fans would be your type. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 I sometimes make myself a profile on dating apps then am reminded why I generally can't be bothered engaging with other people and delete it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 18 Share Posted August 18 6 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Didn't think Pars fans would be your type. That's a sore point for @Shandon Par 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: That's a sore point for @Shandon Par After a few years of self-harm, everything's bound to be a sore point by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Dating apps are all about honesty. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 59 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Dating apps are all about honesty. @DA Baracus this you? You're neither fat nor rank mate but you are bald so it's wid not from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 1 hour ago, buchan30 said: Dating apps are all about honesty. At least he's a baldy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 10 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Didn't think Pars fans would be your type. Au contraire, I know a lot of Falkirk fans, and they all say "f**k the Pars" pretty regularly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 Had hearing aids fitted today, after 42 years of having shit ears that got progressively worse as I aged. First impression after about 3 hours is “How the f**k can every c**t live with the world being so f**king loud and not go USA on it with an automatic weapon”? This will take some getting used to and I don’t know what the f**k it will do to my normally less than Sunny disposition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 1 minute ago, Ross. said: Had hearing aids fitted today, after 42 years of having shit ears that got progressively worse as I aged. First impression after about 3 hours is “How the f**k can every c**t live with the world being so f**king loud and not go USA on it with an automatic weapon”? This will take some getting used to and I don’t know what the f**k it will do to my normally less than Sunny disposition. Wait until you open a packet of crisps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt n Vinegar Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 1 minute ago, Newbornbairn said: Wait until you open a packet of crisps Or has a bowl of Rice Krispies... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted August 19 Share Posted August 19 I ended up taking mine off to enjoy the peace and quiet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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