Dave Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I just got home after playing football in Whitby for the QP supporters team, for which I didn't sleep last night to make sure I didn't miss the bus. So I've been awake for roughly 40 hours. The game finished 0-0. I am really really drunk. And on the nightbus home there was a copy of the Sunday Sport on the seat infront of me. I'm off to go "read" that now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 There is a spider slowly making it's way round to the side of the room I'm sitting in. I'm to scared to go near it to kill it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 There is a spider slowly making it's way round to the side of the room I'm sitting in. I'm to scared to go near it to kill it. spray deodrant at it tht will kill it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Just found a random we lump on the side of my neck under the skin. Think I may pop to the doctors to make sure Im not gonna die soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniCooler Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Just found a random we lump on the side of my neck under the skin. Think I may pop to the doctors to make sure Im not gonna die soon. Check the opposite side, if you have one there too, nothing to worry about! It will be your lugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Check the opposite side, if you have one there too, nothing to worry about! It will be your lugs. Nope, just on one side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 spray deodrant at it tht will kill it LIES! I did that once, and it curled up and I assumed it was dead. Stuck the nearest object I could find on top of it, which was a Frisby. Few days later, picked up the Frisby, and I near shat myself when it crawled back out and scampered away. I got the b*****d the next day though. Smurph 1, Spiders 0. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Deodorant? Amateurs. You use a can of hairspray, so when it dries, they cannot move. Simple. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Us men should be killing spiders with our bare hands not some poncey deodrant. Bunch of woofters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsdaLoyal Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Or alternatively deoderant and lighter , home made flamethrower, might burn down your house but you'll be safe in the knowledge the fucker is dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 The Yellow Pages usually does the trick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pencils Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I usually sit down in the shower in the morning, fading off every 2-3 minutes 'cause I'm still very tired. Anyway, one morning just as I was fading off, I caught a glimpse of a absolute monster spider just going under my leg. I fucking shat myself. Jumped out the shower and my heart was pounding. Got some bleech and forced it down the plug. Woke me up alright! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I didn't kill it. I held my cat up to the wall and she ate the spider! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 The Yellow Pages usually does the trick. I'm not phoning an exterminator just to get rid of the one spider! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Bunch of poofs. Pick it up and chuck it oot the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Do you remember that girl called Jenny who was from Denny who you introduced me to back in the day? I failed miserably i did Oh aye, all done over MSN years ago She's an utter babe who I've nae seen in years. Think she has been goin out with the same lad for 6 years or so now. Internet dating 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 I'm not phoning an exterminator just to get rid of the one spider! Is this a whoosh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_binos Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Aiming to head over to NY in July for the week. The downside to this are the flights being awfly expensive 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Aiming to head over to NY in July for the week. The downside to this are the flights being awfly expensive Pure genius - if you meant it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesefiddler Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 QUADRUPLE decker cheese sandwich Bread Darylea (sp?) Bread butter Cheese slice Bread butter Grated cheese bread 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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