woodside Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I bet the mate is the beast from the east as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 My mate has just started seeing a girl and for some bizarre reason has asked me to come along with them along with one of her friends so that it's a bit less informal and date like. This has the potential to be monumentally shite. Oh contraire, potential boabying Fudge Get drunk. Very drunk. *Edit to add. It's a bit worrying that i just assumed you'd be going somewhere drink would be involved. Dont get drunk, have a couple It's a meal then a few drinks, but I'm off the drink. See above I bet the mate is the beast from the east as well. As long as the red flag aint ooot, batter on. (NSFW readers will know the score ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Regardless of how attractive and willing she was, I wouldn't be trying my luck anyway. My fear is that she's boring as hell and I can't bail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Regardless of how attractive and willing she was, I wouldn't be trying my luck anyway. My fear is that she's boring as hell and I can't bail Aye right . All us blokes have 2 brains and when the lower one kicks in the big one up top goes to sleep! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Aye right . All us blokes have 2 brains and when the lower one kicks in the big one up top goes to sleep! Not me. I'm a good lad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Not me. I'm a good lad Quite. All the best for yer date Fudge. Stick to your guns and all will be fine * In walks a total honey and Fudge mutters. Damn you P&B 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 7 is more than 3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I might be a few days late, but I fucking love cake. HMV Sauchiehall Street - Futurama: Bender's Game, £20 HMV Argyll Street - Futurama: Bender's Game, £10 Fopp Union Street - Futurama: Bender's Game, £3 I don't get that at all. I know that Fopp was always a lot cheaper than HMV, but I'd have expected that the prices wouldn't be that different now that HMV's taken over Fopp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 That raj hoor who posts under the usernames "Alpha", "Bravo" and "Murray_7" has been visiting my profile again. He seems to do it under one or other of his guises with alarming frequency. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 Stumbled across my opening post on this thread. Someone's been on a bit of a Kilt Trip and been peppering it with negative energy. Well I'd like to say to that person: thanks, I'm now just a fraction away from celebrating a return to 3 digits of negativity -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Its my birthday. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Had the weirdest dream ever last night, covering all sorts from Clyde playing at a full Easter Road to Janine Butcher from Eastenders covering up Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's body with a blanket in an old English style outside toilet. Also, forgot how good Friends was -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrgirl Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Its my birthday... ... and I'll cry if I want to. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HC2009 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Got home from work today and decided to put a pizza in the oven for my dinner! So I put the pizza on the shelf in the oven and go through to the other room to watch the tv! So a wee while later I go to check my pizza and find a baking tray sitting right on top of my pizza! Freaked me right out cause I was the only person in the house and it wasn't like that when I put it in the oven! Hhhrrrmmmm :S 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackDFC Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I'm sitting here fucking 'loling' at some CBBC show 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 I'm sitting here fucking 'loling' at some CBBC show What show? I find some kids shows fucking hilarious. Spongebob in particular. And there's some show presented by a cactus-thing, who's voice is amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 What show? I find some kids shows fucking hilarious. Spongebob in particular. And there's some show presented by a cactus-thing, who's voice is amazing. Spongebob is brilliant. There is one show on CBBC that I've been known to laugh at, and I have no idea why I find it so funny, as it's actually quite disgusting and most likely staged. The bit in Dick and Dom where they go to a public place and shout "bogeys" does make me giggle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted August 20, 2010 Author Share Posted August 20, 2010 Spongebob is brilliant. There is one show on CBBC that I've been known to laugh at, and I have no idea why I find it so funny, as it's actually quite disgusting and most likely staged. The bit in Dick and Dom where they go to a public place and shout "bogeys" does make me giggle. You know, one of the most intelligent shows for kids the BBC has produced in my lifetime is one that's relatively new: Big Green Balloon echoes quite strongly of Playschool and Come Outside. As a general critic of modern kids TV I have to give them credit where it's due. Zingzillas, however, is a borderline racist rehash of the Tweenies, which itself was fucking horrendous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 You know, one of the most intelligent shows for kids the BBC has produced in my lifetime is one that's relatively new: Big Green Balloon echoes quite strongly of Playschool and Come Outside. As a general critic of modern kids TV I have to give them credit where it's due. Zingzillas, however, is a borderline racist rehash of the Tweenies, which itself was fucking horrendous. Green Balloon Club? I can't abide those kids! Come Outside is still on and a favourite in our house. You think Zingzillas is borderline racist? Try In The Night Garden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Spongebob rules. Why can't you get the bedclothes in a king size? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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