Bibby Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Last weekend I was in Stirling, and I popped into Waterstones to buy Steven Tyler's autobiography. Eventually I ended up spending £180 between there, HMV and River Island, when all I intended to buy was that book. Yesterday, I went into American Golf solely to buy a travel bag for taking my clubs on holiday, and ended up buying a putter (£80) a towel and a decent box of golf balls. Think I might be a female. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Anyone watching/see this episode of Deal or No Deal? Fucking intense ! Yep, her man is in for the goodlovin from her when they get home 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 My mum's putting out on google street view I'll be round the now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Oh, editing quotes, hilaaaaarious. Ooooooooh! touched a nerve? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 To the bird on the train at the next table: it's not cold, it's fucking roasting. that's why most people are sweating, taking off jackets and have opened a few windows, so shut the f**k up and munch my hairy arsehole you body temperaturely challenged c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 To the bird on the train at the next table: it's not cold, it's fucking roasting. that's why most people are sweating, taking off jackets and have opened a few windows, so shut the f**k up and munch my hairy arsehole you body temperaturely challenged c**t. Say it to her face... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Smurph sooks dugs boabies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Smurph sooks dugs boabies. Aye but do you enjoy it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Aye but do you enjoy it? No' my dug. Just random dugs' boabies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Last night's episode of 'The Shadow Line' was excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 13, 2011 Author Share Posted May 13, 2011 Smurph sooks dugs boabies. Daily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Blind Dugs? That figures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I got the piss taken out of me today for 'having a mullet' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I got the piss taken out of me today for 'having a mullet' Tbf fudge, it is rather an unusual pet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) Crash Test Kittens! Edited May 13, 2011 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 A load of my facebook friends had written posts saying "RIP Scott Smith" so I thought f**k it, I'll rip him, and wrote "Scott Smith has a small penis" on his wall. Hopefully it will get a few laughs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Support A Pub Team Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 I recently found out where the phrase "hair of the dog" comes from, when its being used in the context of having your first drink the day after a heavy session. It comes from back in the day, when someone was bitten by a rabid dog they would use the hair off that dog on the bite wound...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I fucking hate Rangers and Celtic and all of their fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I'm going to go for a 2.5km jog tomorrow morning. It's a pitiful distance (it includes steep hills though ) but I'm trying to get fit over the summer and that, before getting a gym membership when I'm back down in Glasgow in September/October, so I need to start somewhere. Being told by your younger brother when you return home one weekend that "You've got a bit of fat neck now, you know the bit just under your chin" has inspired me to get into shape Thought I would share that with you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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