Karpaty Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 He's off for an early bath 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnyarb Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/90047796?Porn%20company%20offers%20Pippa%20Middleton%20%245%20million%20to%20star%20in%20film 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 That's superb Mr. Phoenix! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Woolshed Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Up in Aberdeen for a job interview. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 A couple of years ago we were there last game of the season and a few Ayr fans were in the social club pre-match. There was an old Firm game on the television and the number of mouth-breathing fucks in terrorist polo shirts shouting disgusting abuse surprised even me. The highlight of the occasion was one chap (who I venture won't be swelling the Mensa membership anytime soon) in a t-shirt with a picture on of Gazza playing an imaginary flute at Ibrox, when the camera panned to the stand, shouting: "Get behind yer team, ya glory hunting b*****ds!" without a shade of irony. Doesn't surprise me when this Peterhead FC Social Club has signed Rangers tops and pictures of Walter Smith framed up all over the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drs Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Have cooked a duck overnight. This evening I shall be dining on Duck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 "Hello is that Mr Lib" "Yes, who is this" "This is Y from BT" "Why are you calling me" "I'm calling to ask if you would be interested in moving back to us" "Not really, I'm with o2, have several months left on my contract and am very happy with them" "Do you have broadband with them" "Yes" "And how are you finding that" "Excellent. I'm positively over the moon with it" "Okay then, thank you for your time, goodbye" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 "Hello is that Mr Lib" "Yes, who is this" "This is Y from BT" "Why are you calling me" "I'm calling to ask if you would be interested in moving back to us" "Not really, I'm with o2, have several months left on my contract and am very happy with them" "Do you have broadband with them" "Yes" "And how are you finding that" "Excellent. I'm positively over the moon with it" "Okay then, thank you for your time, goodbye" Friend (say in inbetweeners accent) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraser_smfc Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 "Hello is that Mr Lib" Is your first name Adam? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Talking about phone calls, I got one yesterday from an Indian gentleman called Jacob ( ) He advised me that the computer I was using was infected with viruses and that he was the very chap to fix it. I advised him to go f**k himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Friend (say in inbetweeners accent) 'Phone Friend'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted May 10, 2011 Author Share Posted May 10, 2011 Is your first name Adam? No, Ad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 No, Ad. How about subtraction? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 That's Brilliant! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum_gers Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 So i'm going on a stag doo this weekend. It should be a good weekend, heading to manchester on friday afternoon and back up on sunday night. (Half of us are from glasgow and the others from birmingham, so somewhere halfway was chosen.) On the one hand Man Utd could win the league and City could win the cup and it's likely the city will be buzzing on saturday night. On the other hand, i'm missing only my fourth league game of the season on sunday. Should still be good though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I went to type 'Live' but spelt 'Lit' by accident and the suggestion that came up on my iPod was 'Litchieforlife' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I've got a black eye after being knee'd in the face at Brazilian Jiu Jitsu last night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy4life Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 I was flying back from work offshore yesterday and the helicopter seemed to be travelling at the same speed as a rainbow that was only a few metres away for about a minute. It was quality to see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Smurph Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 "*person* and 2 other friends like You've caught all 150 Pokémon? Excuse me while I take off my clothes" If only it was that easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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