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On my Facebook newsfeed,

Carlos Tevez. £250,000 a week. Refuses to play because he doesn't feel up to it!!!!

Billy Sharp. £10,000 a week. Will play two days after the tragic loss of his two day old son.

Put this as your status to show respect to Billy Sharp and family!

I'm confused, do they want my sympathy for this poor guy because of his horrible loss or because he only earns 10K a week, and am I supposed to hate Tevez because his son didn't die?

I need a lie down.

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what would i like to share with P&B ??

Hitler's biggest mistake was not wiping out the soviet union, his interference in operation barbarossa cost nazi germany victory over the bolsheviks :angry:

Wow man, that's deep. It's almost like you've studied this intensely in, like, a Standard Grade (General) History class.

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Hitler royally fucked Cowdenbeath FC. We were flying until the league disbanded in 39 and we were subsequently voted in the lower division by the West coast bias when they reformed. f**k you Adolf, that's why I hate you.

Cosgrove and Cowan bring this up every now and then regarding Alloa not being promoted due to being champions in 1939

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Hitler royally fucked Cowdenbeath FC. We were flying until the league disbanded in 39 and we were subsequently voted in the lower division by the West coast bias when they reformed. f**k you Adolf, that's why I hate you.

Have you sought reparation from the German people. They're flinging money at fucking Greece!

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I shared a 2 bedroom (1 bathroom) flat wi 7 other people in Sydney, coz it was mega dear for rent. Four guys who worked different shifts shared 2 beds in one room, nightshift boys would come home, wake up the dayshift boys & get into the still warm beds. The rest of us shared the other room & a couple of sofa beds. It was a busy hoose.

Finishing work one Friday afternoon, I felt my guts twinge a bit & knew a hefty shite wasn't far away but I popped it back into, the oven to bake a bit longer & headed to the pub.

A few beers in & my stomach started growling again, so instead of braving the pub bogs which were pretty grim, I headed off on a brisk walk home with my shite. I was actually having to walk funny & was quite literally touching cloth as I took the stairs up to the flat 2 at a time.

My belt was undone as I put my key in the door & the jeans were getting opened as I went to the bathroom when, disaster the door was locked! I was about to shit myself there & then. One of our female flat mates had just got in the bath & did not respond well to my begging her to let me in. Immediate action had to be taken & I hobbled around the flat thinking what to do, when I had an amazing idea.

I went to the living room & spread out a good treble layer of newspaper ready to take the damage. I then done a pish out the veranda & quickly moonwalked backwards to drop this enormous shite that was tearing my insides apart . The relief was heavenly, but the smell was fucking horrendous.

I was just enjoying the freeing of my bowels when the livingroom door opened & our other female flat mate came home from work to the sight of me shiteing on the livingroom floor from behind. All she said was "what the f**k?!" before wretching & running from the scene.

I quickly scrunched up the evidence into a loose ball & fucked it out the veranda whilst taking the biggest red neck I've ever known. I'm actually taking a beamer just typing this. Suffice to say I moved out of that flat soon afterwards & stopped drinking at the same pub as the rest of them. Skulking around as "that guy who shat on the livingroom floor".

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Done, doesn't take long at all people.

Done, although for Father and Mother I put length rather than height for obvious reasons.

Cheers.

Hitler royally fucked Cowdenbeath FC. We were flying until the league disbanded in 39 and we were subsequently voted in the lower division by the West coast bias when they reformed. f**k you Adolf, that's why I hate you.

Falkirk were top of the old top flight.

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The family dog is being put to sleep today.

He's had a long and happy life but is suffering very badly with health problems.

We know it's the right thing to do but we're all quite upset at it :-(

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